On the CBS morning show there was a short note about last night's arrival of AF One from New Jersey

[Stinky The Clown]

45/140 was on a top secret golfing mission to his overpriced slum in Bedminster, NJ. He returned to Andrews AFB last night. Upon arrival, Jarvanka got off the plane, but Lardass didn't. Jarvanka then got back aboard. 45 minutes later, he and Jarvanka got off, got in Marine One and returned to the White House.

This was explained as his having been "busy" on the plane.

That just sounds like a really off key note in a song. Busy? He never does a damned thing except golf and tweet, and there is no evidence of either occurring at that time. So what was up? Hair weave adjustment? Flatulence? Medical problem? Drug OD?

[SalviaBlue]

1. Interesting.

Not normal.

[LOL Lib]

2. It takes time for the viagra to kick in.

[BeyondGeography]

3. Probably watching the telly

I mean The Voice was on, right?

[monmouth4]

4. I'd bet the rent he was watching President Obama give his speech..n/t

[malaise]

9. Yep

[monmouth4]

11. Hey there..

[malaise]

13. How are you sis?

[monmouth4]

15. Doing great malaise, hanging in there is all one can do...n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

16. I think you may have hit it. Not sure what the timeline was.

It would be interesting to compare times for Obama and Lardass.

[JanetLovesObama]

5. LOL

That is funny. No telling what he was doing. Maybe on the toilet?

[duncang]

6. On the shitter? nt

[Borchkins]

7. That was our guess this morning.

[n2doc]

17. Probably had to change his pants afterwards n/t

[rickford66]

19. Yup. On the can.

[blogslut]

8. IMHO, she had to convince him to come out of there.

Dude is hanging on by a thread.

[librechik]

10. big fight, Malenia walked off, then returned later.

just like my house

[rzemanfl]

12. You have a flying house?

Cool.

[librechik]

14. you have no idea....

flying metaphorically for sure...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

18. He got his tie caught in his fly.