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kairos12

(12,861 posts) Fri May 12, 2017, 12:58 AM May 2017

Jobs you would have than Drumpt's Press Secretary.

Porta Potty Crap burner.

Chumming for sharks with my own shaving cuts.

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Jobs you would have than Drumpt's Press Secretary. (Original Post) kairos12 May 2017 OP

are you kidding??? i would *love* to be his press secretary! unblock May 2017 #1

If you gotta handle only one Press Conference here are your role models: kairos12 May 2017 #2

Cleaning out horse stalls get the red out May 2017 #3

unblock

(52,223 posts)

1. are you kidding??? i would *love* to be his press secretary!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 01:20 AM

May 2017

the one press conference i would give before getting fired would be *awesome*.

actually, he'd probably fire me via twitter within the first 10 minutes, but i'd hold the stage until the goons hauled me away...

kairos12

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2. If you gotta handle only one Press Conference here are your role models:

Reply to unblock (Reply #1)

Fri May 12, 2017, 01:25 AM

May 2017

get the red out

(13,466 posts)

3. Cleaning out horse stalls

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 12, 2017, 06:41 AM

May 2017

Horses are smarter than Trump.

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