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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo when will Trump slip up and tell us accidentally tell us about aliens?
C_U_L8R
(45,002 posts)Hoping maybe they'd take him back to their home planet for probing
roamer65
(36,745 posts)Would be an easy target because he's such a big asshole.
Stuart G
(38,421 posts)tell us about where he came from & why they selected him to be here...
Siwsan
(26,262 posts)orangecrush
(19,549 posts)The_Casual_Observer
(27,742 posts)But area 51 will be good enough.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)he is a lizard person from the planet Fuckuptopia.
He's going to peel off his Trump mask, like Patton Oswalt does at the end of Weird Al's Foil, to reveal his true idenity.
"in case an alien's inclined...to probe your butt or read your mind..."
bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)Afromania
(2,768 posts)which will be 4 minutes after they land un-questioned on the WH lawn. Which will be 6 minutes after they contacted him to say that he has "the best buildings and biggest buildings. Which will be 10 minutes after Calixto and Itzeli'Urrr make a bet as to how quickly they could get a toehold on Earth without firing a shot.
John1956PA
(2,654 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)That's a good one.