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(Satire from The Onion, in case you are impaired)
This is every single debate with these morons, ever.
Like it or not, Im the kind of guy who says the truth whether or not its unpopular. I dont cater to so-called political correctness or some sort of progressive agenda. So, I dont care if this offends all you overly sensitive social justice warriors out there who make a living out of getting outraged over basic facts, but all of the planets are men.
When you look up into the night sky, do you see any women? No. You see a bunch of gigantic dudes hanging around in space, orbiting the sun. This is empirically true, and anyone who isnt an SJW blinded by some toxic progressive agenda can see it clearly.
Sorry, but thats just the way it is. Mars is a big man. Venus is a man with a booming deep voice. Mercury is a man with a high-pitched voice like a little boy. Jupiter is a grade-A slab of man-beef. Every planet in the solar system is a man and none of them are women. Its just simple logic.
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If all you SJWs out there dont like what I have to say, then all I can reply is, come at me. Try to vilify me just for using logic and reason to prove my points about the gender of the planets and how that gender is man. Better yet, prove me wrong. I dare you. Show me the evidence that proves that any of the planets are women.
Oh, thats right, you cant. Because all of the planets are big bouncing boys.
Sculpin Beauregard
(1,046 posts)demmiblue
(36,845 posts)It's not like she/he has only been here for a couple of months and has multiple hides.
This is a long-time DUer in good standing.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Why?
BTW, Venus isn't a man. The writer of this nonsense is an idiot.
wildeyed
(11,243 posts)It's a parody of clickbait. I SAID it was satire in the first line.
RedWedge
(618 posts)wildeyed
(11,243 posts)Sometime I skip arguing with them completely and go straight to my own list of fallacies. Or Obama memes. They HATE Obama memes. It's like their Kryptonite
The Polack MSgt
(13,188 posts)From an MRA or RWNJ.
"It's obvious that my unlikely assertions are correct - because I made them"
wildeyed
(11,243 posts)Prove to me that they are not!
That's a popular line of reasoning too. They try to get you so wound up defending the indefensible that you either give up or look like a fool. In addition to Obama memes, I like to copy/paste their posts and substitute my own words to flip the script on them. That usually frustrates them too.