"I've got hemorrhoids smarter than you!" Please come CAPTIOM Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I've got your Special Counsel right here! &quot Trump is thinking: "Maybe if I offered Mueller a great Manhattan apartment? . . . Or a share in Mar a Lago? . . . Or just offered him some top class tailored suits on the side. It sure looks like he needs them . . . . But I'll bet some jackass would go and call that illegal. . . . Geez.&quot


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Above CAPTION based on the appointment of a Special Counsel to investigate Trump's possible connection with Russia and other matters 5/17/17.

[MineralMan]

1. 'I'm so screwed, right now...and I didn't even get kissed first.'

[skip fox]

2. D.T. continues:

"At the least, you'd think I could get a little reach around."

[luvMIdog]

3. must keep my eyes open....

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[underpants]

4. I know what will seal this deal, CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is thinking:

"They're just mad because they know I'm smarter than everybody."