Groper Don the Con is perfectly capable of resigning

[malaise]

at today's press conference

[still_one]

1. Won't happen, at least not today, too early

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Barely capable. I almost think he'd prefer to tie it up in litigation (impeachment, trial in Senate)

[MineralMan]

3. I'm not so sure that's true.

I think he has probably convinced himself that he'll skate through this, untouched. His ego is just that large and just that wrong.

[Phoenix61]

4. Never going to happen

They will have to physically drag him out of the White House. He is incapable of recognizing that he is being held accountable for his behavior. He has always found a way to get out of dodge, until now. Howard Stern was right, Twitler never should have run for office.

[Madam45for2923]

5. Then he makes himself available immediately for NY's prosecutors.

If I were him I'd want to postpone that. Unless I resigned and got the heck out of Dodge.

[Orsino]

6. Naw, this'll just be another Hail Mary attempt at playing offense.

Probably announcing an FBI pick or a job for Sheriff Clarke.