I found Trump's next lawyer
This is Ronnie Lee "Bear" Davis.
Mr. Davis runs a sovereign citizen group called "Bears Law and Forensic Science Team." His group claims two things: a perfect ability to get your kids back after Department of Social Services removes them from your home, and a track record of throwing eleven judges in prison for treason. Neither happens to be true, but he's also the king of filing bullshit paperwork; anyone who runs up against him normally gets a malicious multibillion-dollar lien filed against his or her house and a fictitious 1099 form sent to the IRS on him.
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/05/15/bears-law-sovereign-leader-get-plea-deal
He got arrested recently, and what he did is kinda unique: A woman went from Florida to Texas to study at his compound. When Davis saw her, he decided to make her "one of his wives" and told her the only way she was leaving was either on crutches or in a body bag. She eventually managed to escape and brought the law down on him. The state was going to charge him with Armed Kidnapping, but went for the sure thing and let him bargain down to Battery and Possession of a Firearm by a Convicted Felon. Year and a Day in the Florida State License Plate Factory, and two other agencies have placed holds on his meth-infested ass so he's not leaving jail after his sentence is up.
Oh, and he's not really a lawyer - as if minor technicalities ever mattered to Donald Trump.