I have this covfefe thing, Trump's late hours and the red lights figured out in one theory.

"Despite the negative press covfefe" was not about the media at all.

The real story here is that styling Donnie's hair is a laborious and harrowing experience and it takes hours. So Donnie is forced to set up into the wee hours of the morning to get it done. He watches Fox, stuffs his face and screams at the tv in between styling procedures.

The red lights seen at the WH are heat lamps of some kind to cure the hair spray.

The tweet was mistake it was supposed to be a text to his stylist.

covfefe really means "coiffure". He fat fingered the word because of the fired chicken grease.

I suspect that "negative press coiffure" is one of the hair processing stages or such.