Hilarious: The Real Reason Sessions Will Resign

[ProudLib72]

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[Adsos Letter]

1. "Racist Hobgoblin"

[ProudLib72]

2. That term is the sole property

of Kim Jong Un and may not be used without threat of missile attack.

[furtheradu]

3. HEY!! THEY CAN'T SAY THAT!

It's "Racist Hobgoblin JEFFERSON BEAUREGARD Sessions"!!!
Dang it!

[ProudLib72]

4. J-Bow to his friends

You know, those imaginary ones he talks to when no one else is in his office (but his aides can hear the talking through the door).

[WinkyDink]

5. "Mah name's Jeff, Jeff Sessions. Would you like a chocolate?"

[pdxflyboy]

6. Pretty Sure

"Reliable Sources" are saying he is a gay pedophile.

[L. Coyote]

7. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy (Nov. 20, 1925 - June 6, 1968)

[Dopers_Greed]

8. I wonder if this will make Trump call NK's leader a "smart cookie" again

[dae]

9. Good Lord, comic relief from North Korea!?! smfh

[BigBearJohn]

10. The expression on Session's face says, "What the FUCK did I do?"

[not fooled]

11. Another classic

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Of course, from the period when jarhead > scrofulous steve. Apparently now ss is back from exile.

[YCHDT]

12. Would ANYONE be shocked if this was 200% true !?!?!

[Gothmog]

13. LOL

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. Another reason...