"Mika's a shaky three-and-a-half at the very best." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I have the utmost respect for myself&quot Trump: "Listen, I've got to apologize for what I tweeted this morning. . . . When I wrote that Mika Brzeszinski was 'bleeding badly from a face-lift,' that implies that's the only place she was bleeding from. . . . I don't want to give anyone a miss-impressions. . . . And the media say I never apologize! . . . More fake news."


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Above CAPTION based on Trump's sick tweets of 2/29/17 as covered by CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/29/politics/trump-mika-analysis/index.html

[underpants]

1. See what did there? Smart. Right. I heard someone called me crazy. So I shifted on them

and made what some would probably say was crazy but I don't listen to them. I listen to the people who said it was smart. A lot of people. The fake news won't covfefe that but I am.

[Docreed2003]

2. Excuse me for a moment...

The marmot on my scalp needs to go outside.

[LakeArenal]

3. I had the biggest electoral college vote ever.. I am Donald. I am famous.

They let me do whatever I want.

[NewJeffCT]

4. And the biggest

inauguration crowd evah! And, the biggest hands in world history!

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is saying:

"People are saying that collusion is not a bad thong, but a good thing,. . . . A very, very good thing. . . .After all, it's in servcie of getting things done and breaking an old stalemate. . . . Some people are even saying the government should give me a metal for colluding, . . . not that I did it of course."

[GallopingGhost]

6. "Listen, Mika owes me an apology.

I fight back. I don't pull punches; I land them! She is obviously suffering from a severe case of PMS to have said the things she said about me. She is just jealous she can't be with me instead of Joe. I mean, look at me! Women around the globe go to bed at night and dream of being with me. Jealous! "

[skip fox]

7. D.T. continues:

"Just because Melania won't let me touch her, much less into the bedroom, doesn't mean every other woman on the face of the earth, present, past, and future doesn't want to carry my seed. . . . One out of a million-million. . . . Just my luck."

[GallopingGhost]

8. "carry my seed"

There's a concept from a horror movie.

In this case, it would be like The Blob, Psycho, Frankenweenie and Rosemary's Baby meet.