NASA Denies Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

[RandySF]

A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Jones echoed Steele, saying “clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” Jones said.


http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The fact that NASA feels that it even has to deny such an absurd allegation

shows how far down the rabbit hole we've fallen.

[Blue_Roses]

32. Exactly.

[wyldwolf]

2. So the pizza parlor is a drop-off point! I KNEW it!

[Botany]

29. One minute you are ordering a slice of pizza and before you know it ....

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.... you are on a spaceship to Mars that nobody saw blast off, then you
land on Mars (which does not have oxygen), and then you are taken to
an inclosed dome to be a slave and build "products" which are then
shipped secretly back to earth.

[Blue_Roses]

33. lol...

and then sold by Wal-Mart...

[neeksgeek]

3. What the hell are they smoking? nt

[JHB]

15. I think he's very literal-minded...

...and someone said something about "smoking some baaaad shit, maaaan", that's exactly what he did. For several decades.

[klook]

4. This guy's listeners vote.

Sometimes it seems like we're living in an issue of WWN.

[FakeNoose]

6. This is from the days before Photoshop

It was so easy to spot the fakes in those days.

[Squinch]

5. Wording is suspicious. They don't rule out any of the other planets. I suggest

we look into them.

[FakeNoose]

8. They don't rule out that Alex Jones is a complete idiot either

That must mean something.

[JHB]

16. "Examine Uranus" jokes starting in 5, 4, 3,....

[Squinch]

23. .

[Renew Deal]

7. He can't be sued by Mars

[Tom Rinaldo]

9. More likely they are indentured servants

But I hear the company store prices on Mars are pretty high so they may have some trouble paying off their contracts.

[Squinch]

11. I agree. The slavery part seems implausible.

[Tom Rinaldo]

31. That's exactly how the government gets away with it

They intentionally insert some wildly impossible detail, like this so called "slavery", into reports on a legitimate expose and then discredit the whole thing as wacko, even though EVERY OTHER ASPECT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[Squinch]

34. Shoot! I was almost fooled! They're wily, these enemies of ours!

[EX500rider]

19. But the whole time they sing this song...

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store..

[dalton99a]

10. Put Alex Jones in a trash can and send him to Mars

[rpannier]

26. I could probably find a good catapult

to launch him

[bagelsforbreakfast]

12. OMG - we need some top psychiatrist to tell us...

What these alt-right fantasies mean regarding our culture and the people who buy into them.

[Gothmog]

13. Is this the latest RWNJ conspiracy theory?

It is so hard keeping up with the RWNJ conspiracy theories

[Vinca]

14. I heard they're now breeding on Mars and have started a child sex ring in a pizza parlor.

There will be people who totally believe me.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Oh yeah? Then explain THIS...

[Orrex]

18. Sadly, this is the least insane of Alex Jones' "theories"

[Awsi Dooger]

20. More electoral votes for Trump

Red planet

[First Speaker]

21. Well, they would deny it, wouldn't they...?

[mainer]

22. Alex Jones and his followers seem to be obsessed with pedophilia

They see it everywhere, even on Mars.
What does that say about them?

[Xolodno]

24. Proof positive...

...some people are just way too stupid to reason with. Using reason, facts, etc. is part of the conspiracy to them. More proof that cults don't exist just in religion.

[ehrnst]

25. Let's send Alex Jones to investigate. (nt)

[rpannier]

27. I'll take up a collection to get him there

But coming back, he's on his own

[rockfordfile]

28. Republicans really do think that.

[Danascot]

30. I found that claim suspect from the beginning.

How would they ever get GOP pedophiles to Mars and back during the limited time they have for congressional breaks? The whole thing breaks down in the face of logic.