I've got just the thing to help Jason Chaffetz afford a home in DC!

[11 Bravo]

First, we pay him a minimum wage. That way he could qualify for a low-income housing voucher. Then, if he showed up for all Congressional sessions and meetings and continuously maintained the terms set for his employment, he could receive food stamps.
Finally, if he found it difficult to pay for health insurance under those circumstances, he could simply give up his iPhone.
Then he could go fuck himself.

[Elwood P Dowd]

1. He could also get a couple of other jobs working nights and weekends.

After all, George W. Bush said working 3 jobs is living The American Dream.

[unblock]

2. throw in some random drug testing and you've got it!

[Elwood P Dowd]

3. And investigate him to make sure he isn't voting in both DC and Utah.

Oh hell, cancel that. He isn't dark enough to qualify for that honor.

[IronLionZion]

7. Cancel his Utah registration since he lives in DC

it's an open and shut case of voter fraud. There's no other explanation of why he should be registered in Utah if he works in DC

[11 Bravo]

13. Ahhh, crap! How did I forget that?

I had to post and run ... trip to the vet, and then a tree that needed to come down.

But HELL YEAH! Absolutely make him pee in a cup as well.

[niyad]

4. I recommend that he do the last item first, so we can skip the rest.

[bluecollar2]

11. beat me to it....

[MedusaX]

5. Sounds like a great Plan "A"...He should also have option to choose Plan"B"...

Which is simply to go fuck himself.

Everyone has a right to choose what they believe to be the best option available for their situation.

[BittyJenkins]

6. He also needs to give pee samples to get any Federal aid!

[niyad]

17. ALL congress members, ALL cabinet secs, and their first and second level assistants, as well.

[Mr.Bill]

8. You left out

that he has to be drug tested to qualify for these benefits.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. how about also taking away his congressional credit card ,cell phone ,

limo rides and make him ride the bus or metro.

[aquamarina]

10. You should post this on his Facebook page

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[kag]

12. Perfect!

I'm a'kickin' and a'rec'in' so more folks can encourage Mr. Chaffetz to live this "dream".

[ProudLib72]

14. Fucking welfare queen

He needs to pay for his stupid foot out of his own pocket!

[niyad]

18. not queen, dear, king. (unless you know something about him the rest of us don't???)

[ProudLib72]

19. You've never heard of Jasmine Chaffetz?

[AwakeAtLast]

15. And don't forget pass a drug test! n/t

[keithbvadu2]

16. Pay Congress $15 an hour?

Pay Congress $15 an hour?

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-favor-fifteen-dollars-an-hour-for-congress

(It's Borowitz of course)

After all, to our republican Congress, $15 an hour is more than adequate.