Fake Trump's Sex Toy Collection a Market Hit

[MineralMan]

As is common with Presidents, their favorite things often become big sellers, with people looking for items that are particularly treasured by our Chief Executives. Fake POTUS Donald Trump is no exception.

[Docreed2003]

1. Ok...I'm pretty in tuned to garish stuff

But WTF is that??? Strands of his hair?? And what exactly would that be used for??

[MineralMan]

3. I'm sorry. I can't be more graphic about it.

It wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

[Docreed2003]

7. lol...love ya MM

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Tweezers to grip himself during the cold, cold nights...

[Docreed2003]

8. Well shit...lmao

Guess the tweezers thing went right over my head, cause I've never needed them...Bazinga!!! Lmao

[Achilleaze]

2. Stop tweezing us

[skylucy]

10. LOL!! Thank you for making me laugh!! I needed that!!

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[crazycatlady]

29. Their names are Woody and Buzz...

[rzemanfl]

5. How is this not the body shaming you cautioned us about?

Not that I care.

[MineralMan]

13. Whatever can you mean?

[rzemanfl]

15. Yours about the full length photo. Which seems VERY out of place in this thread. n/t

[MineralMan]

17. Be very careful about those tiny images. Sometimes they

contain malware to infect your computer.

[rzemanfl]

22. The third stage of the infection causes

crazy tweeting. n/t

[MineralMan]

24. LOL!

[RKP5637]

6. ...

[Xolodno]

9. First thing I thought when I saw the title...

..it was a butt plug shaped like his head.

But that makes perfect sense as well.

[RKP5637]

11. ... a butt plug for his mouth! lol!!! n/t

[MineralMan]

16. Those are available, as well. Just ask your operator

when you call. We aim to upsell in order to satisfy our customer's every desire.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. I think the deluxe set also comes with a magnifying glass. nt

[MineralMan]

14. Ah, accessories. Those are available for only a small separate S&H fee.

Your operator will tell you about that special offer!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

27. Accessories are available for a small separate S&M fee.

[madinmaryland]

18. Shit. My MIL (92) who lives with us now makes sex noises every waking hour.

Yeah. My wife (her daughter) put that image into my brain which I cannot erase.

[MineralMan]

19. TMI, by far, I think...

[madinmaryland]

21. ...

Not really. She has a lot of pain, and vocalizes everytime she moves. My wife commented that it sounds very similar to sex noises (it does) and I damn near sprayed my iced tea all over the table. Thank god, my MIL is hard of hearing.

[MineralMan]

25. Ah. I see. Caring for our aging parents is a challenge.

On the other hand, they took care of us when we were pooping our diapers and barfing every 10 minutes, or so it seemed, so...

[madinmaryland]

30. Not quite...

She will not let us take care of her. She has all of her mental faculties and expects my wife to take care of her 24/7. It's a long story, as my wife (an only child) is taking care of her. Everyone seems to think, well let your brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles help. THERE ARE NONE!

[Ilsa]

23. Thank god I'm going deaf.

My MIL lives with us now.

[madinmaryland]

31. I wish I was, though she is. I could write a book about "Shit my MIL says"...

At least the money would pay for a lot of time away from the area!!

[JHan]

26. I wasn't ready....

[11 Bravo]

28. Donnie, that looks like a penis, only smaller!

(He's never gotten over the response to his first flashing episode.)