Three Republicans Walk Into A Bar For Beers...

[MrScorpio]

A Wall Street Bro Republican, A Southern Teabagger Republican and Trumpster Republican.

Just as they were about to enjoy their tasty beverage, three flies landed in each of their beers, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Wall Street Bro Republican demands another glass without any flies, gratis, or else he'll pull strings with the owner to get the bartender fired.

The Southern Teabagger Republican picks his fly out of his glass and drinks his beer, as if having a fly in his beer is no big deal.

The third Republican, the Trumpster, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU LOSER!! IT'S MINE!!!"

[L. Coyote]

1. A Con Man, a Narcissist, and an Overweight Golfer walk into a bar, Bartender says

What can I get you Mr. Trump.

[CrispyQ]

2. Win.

Is it good or bad that we can still laugh about this situation?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

3. ROFL!

[vkkv]

6. !!!

[malaise]

9. Hehehe

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. Good one!!

[kentuck]

5. Funny !!

[bermudat]

7. Isn't this a retelling of a joke Tyrion told Grey Worm and Missandei?

Except the Wall Street repugnantcan was a Lannister, The Teabagger was a Tyrell and the Trumpster was a Stark.

[Norbert]

8. A small aircraft...

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...was in the air when another airplane collided with it killing the pilot. Onboard the stricken plane was a priest, a doctor, a girl scout, an 8-months pregnant lady and pResident tRump. Knowing that the plane would crash in a matter of minutes, everyone scattered to find parachutes.

They could only find four parachutes for the five passengers. The doctor said, certainly the pregnant lady should get a parachute since two lives would be saved. All agreed. They helped with her chute and aided in helping her jump to safety. The priest then said, the doctor should have a parachute. He could help the lady or any of the other passengers if they need it. He was given a parachute, then he too jumped.

Donald tRump grabbed one next to the girl scout, then said; “I’m Donald tRump, the greatest United States president in history. I need this chute because I am making America great again.” The fit was quite snug but he managed to put it on despite the protest of the girl scout. Then he jumped out of the plane.

With only the priest and the girl scout left, the priest said, “I’m an old man who has lived close to a full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the one parachute that is left.”

The girl scout said, “Oh, but there are two parachutes left.”

The priest said, “Two? How can that be?”

The girl scout answered, “Well, the greatest United States president in history just jumped out of the plane with my back pack.”