Advice to the Trump-lorn
TO: Sarah Huckabee Sanders
TITLE: Stepford-Wife GOP Whiner
I understand that you are upset over the negative coverage your “pResident” is getting from the press. In the spirit of trying to be helpful, here are a few suggestions
Tell your “pResident” that the best way to keep the press from opining on his questionable mental capacity would be to stop acting like a crazed lunatic. When the (alleged) “leader of the free world” consistently exhibits bizarre behaviour, journalists are going to comment on it. That’s their job. If he was doing HIS job, instead of tweeting incoherent “covfefe” nonsense and spewing paranoia-laden vitriol at TV-show hosts, the press wouldn’t be obliged to report on just how mentally unstable he continually shows himself to be.
Tell your “pResident” that as long as he persists in calling legitimate journalists purveyors of “fake news”, they are going to persist in exposing his “alternative facts” as what they obviously are – lies. From insisting that his inauguration was bigger than Obama’s to insisting that millions of “illegals” cost him the popular vote (all FACTS to the contrary), your Idiot Boy continues to lie, lie, and lie again – lies that are as laughable as they are easily debunked. Tell your “pResident” that accusing his predecessor, Obama, of wiretapping him – without any evidence whatsoever – is the kind of “fake news” that isn’t coming from the press; it’s coming from the Idiot-in-Chief who is too damned stupid to know when to shut his lyin’ mouth.
Tell your “pResident” that if he wants everyone to stop seeing him as an incompetent idiot, he should try not being one. He should stop talking about things like having signed 38 bills – when in fact, he’s signed 38 executive orders. The man is supposedly the fuckin’ president of the United States, and he doesn’t even know the difference between the two – and that’s just ONE example of hundreds (so far) where he has acted the mindless buffoon in front of the entire world. His every statement is demonstrative of having zero understanding of whatever it is he seems to think he’s talking about. Your “pResident” is a global embarrassment – and if you think the press (domestic AND international) should just ignore such blatant stupidity, you don’t understand how the world works any more than your dumbass “pResident” does.
Tell your “pResident” that if he wants the whole “collusion with Russia thing” to go away, not behaving like he is as guilty as sin would be a step in the right direction. Given his conduct thus far, now would be the time to remind him that handing over highly classified information to the very people he is under investigation for colluding with is going to generate an endless stream of WTF??? articles from every journalist on the planet. Claiming that there’s no “there” there seems rather ludicrous when he insists on waving his “look over here, there, and everywhere” flag around – apparently oblivious to the fact that the whole country is watching as he digs himself deeper into the hole he’s already in.
If you really want the world – yes, the entire world – to stop pointing out that your “pResident” is a god-damned idiot who is too fucking stupid to be taken seriously, you might try telling him that he IS a god-damned idiot who is too fucking stupid to be taken seriously. Sometimes the truth hurts – bigly. But the truth WILL be told whether you, or your god-damned idiot, likes it or not.
Maybe you can catch your “pResident’s” attention between his golf games and the rallies he continues to hold in hopes of proving that his popularity isn’t waning – despite his falling approval numbers. Maybe you can convince him that shutting-the-fuck-up is the best course of action. Maybe you can even convince him that his own behaviour is the source of all the negative press he gets – but I doubt it.
In summary, if you wanted a president who wouldn’t be pilloried by the press 24/7, you should have picked someone who doesn’t deserve it, doesn’t instigate it, and doesn’t invite it with every word, every action, and every incoherent Tweet that simply begs a “what-the-fuck-is-he-saying?” response.
You nominated the Idiot – you elected him, and you continue to support and defend him. You should have thought about THAT before you jumped in the hole with him, shovel in hand, blaming the news media for pointing out just how deep that hole really is.
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Nance, if you're not already a professional writer, you really should be!!
Brava!!
