Kellyanne Conway should learn that pieces of paper on TV invites memes

[DonViejo]

Kellyanne Conway tried to show that the collusion talk was premature, but all she did was make herself a meme

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White House senior counselor Kellyanne Conway made a grave, amateur mistake Wednesday night when she appeared on Fox News holding up two sheets of white paper. The internet had a field day doctoring a still from that interview to alter what the print on the paper said.

Desperate to convince the American people that the collusion narrative is merely a liberal fantasy, Conway turned to props to help get her point across. The spin doctor held up two white sheets of paper with the words “conclusion,” “collusion,” “illusion” and “delusion.”

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http://www.salon.com/2017/07/13/kellyanne-conway-exposes-herself-to-photoshop-after-she-holds-up-white-paper-in-hannity-interview/

[lib-ruhl]

1. For the millionth time....

What IDIOTS !!!!!

It's like shooting fish in a barrel...

Do they think we're laughing with them while we're actually laughing at them...

This going way beyond embarrassing...

[William Seger]

20. Conway doesn't care what we think; we don't sign her paycheck (nt)

[jpak]

2. Fucking hilarious!!!

[Kaleva]

3. The pee tape is real LOL!!

[TeamPooka]

4. Thank you internet. nt

[Gothmog]

5. The one about the pee tape was great

[SDJay]

6. I'm Sure She Does Know That.

I said a few days ago that they only seem to trot her out when things are really, really dicey for this cabal. That's certainly the case now.

Her role is basically, "HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M MAKING AN ASS OF MYSELF SO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE! NEVER MIND THAT WHOLE RUSSIAN THING! LOOK AT ME!" It's a role at which she clearly excels and for which she has natural passion.

The memes are funny, but I don't think she's just stumbling into this. She knows what she's doing. She's distracting.

[George II]

7. That is REALLY REALLY funny!!!!!

[spanone]

8. my fav....

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[DesertRat]

10. Mine too! I like this one too:

[spanone]

12. Bwahahahahahaaaa

[L. Coyote]

26. Talk to your doctor about Covfefe 45, Presidential Strength

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[Laura PourMeADrink]

50. Me 2. Bet it irks her the most.

[Hekate]

9. Niiiice

[DesertRat]

11. Thanks for finally telling the truth, Kellyanne

[Gabi Hayes]

30. A frickin

MEN!!!!

[L. Coyote]

39. Microwaved nothing burgers.

[flibbitygiblets]

13. Don Conleon's lawyer likes to wave papers too, like we're all "OK, we're convinced!"

Also, has anyone else noticed that Donnie's lawyer (Sekulow) looks like the evil boss from "Office Space"?

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[klook]

41. "Peter! What's happening?... Listen, I'm gonna need ya to come in Saturday...

and while you're at it, why don't you come in Sunday too? Kay? Greeeaaat...."

[D_Master81]

57. "Are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon"

OFFICE SPACE, CLASSIC!

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. OMG! She's wearing a sleeveless dress! She'll never get into the halls of Congress in

that floozie outfit.

[randr]

15. The third rhyming word causes trumpettes

to lose the mental capacity to reason. After the third word everything sounds Greek to them

[dalton99a]

16. Awesome

[hedda_foil]

17. But she looks great with her face plumped up and spray tanned.

[Gothmog]

18. Some more

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[oasis]

19. She really stepped into that one.

[Amaryllis]

21. Did you catch she said we don't have collusion YET?

[barbtries]

22. thank you

it's good to be able to laugh at times. people can be pretty witty in fact.

[Gothmog]

23. Stephen Recreates Kellyanne Conway's 'Fun With Words'

[SergeStorms]

45. Kellyanne.....

"Satan's trophy wife".

[NastyRiffraff]

24. Did she really think that was clever?

She doesn't know that holding up pieces of paper is an invitation to mockery and scorn.

[L. Coyote]

25. Here are the blank sheets to make your own meme:

[kag]

51. Thank you!

I was just going to go looking--or make my own. Now I don't have to!

Also..."microwave--collussion"

[forgotmylogin]

27. Dear Mrs. Conway,

Thank you for your audition tape for WHEEL OF FORTUNE.

We do appreciate your efforts but regret to inform you we have gone another way for the role of "clue/letter turner". Please find our copy of your audition tape enclosed as you have requested it be returned.

Sincerely,
NBC

[samnsara]

28. remember she showed it to Fox news audience.. it was a spelling lesson for them..

[Agschmid]

29. She is smarter than you think, and is well aware this creates memes.

[Gabi Hayes]

32. Change "you" to "I"

Works much better that way

[GoCubsGo]

31. Yep, and one doesn't even need Photoshop to doctor those images.

The "Paint" or other illustration software that usually comes with your computer can do the job with no problem. She really did not think this thing through. They never do.

[NeoGreen]

33. Ahhh...memories and memes...

...

[NeoGreen]

34. N/T (so to speak)

[SergeStorms]

46. Great compilation there.

Not to "beauty" shame.......but Republican women are HIDEOUS! Our Democratic goddesses win hands down!

[L. Coyote]

35. Don't blame me .... #KellysCards

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[L. Coyote]

36. I'm with Trump .... #KellyAnneFlashCards

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[Grassy Knoll]

58. Tree - Son

!!!

[GallopingGhost]

37. "yet"

Yeah, KellyAnne should file this one under *bad idea*

And I think she meant, "We don't have that, NYET!"

[SharonClark]

38. Love these, thanks for sharing...

[Towlie]

40. Segregation, determination, demonstration, integration, aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our

... nation.

Ball of Confusion

[bluecollar2]

42. kick...n/t

[mdbl]

43. all the fun aside,, it's just sickening that our white house is infested with liars and cheats

and Kellyanne Conjob is one of the biggest.

[RandomAccess]

44. Here's one they didn't include

And its creator did NOT intend it as a joke --

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[SergeStorms]

47. I wondered why we haven't seen.....

much of Kellyanne lately. Not for nothing, but I think Kellyanne has had a "Trumplift" (I hope it wasn't too bloody) and a LOT of Botox injections. Not that it's a bad thing, but people who live in Republican houses shouldn't throw stones.

[cwydro]

48. Love this!

[LittleGirl]

49. There should be a Thread Win of the Week

This one is the best this week.

[kag]

52. Time to bring back DUzy's!!

For those of you who might be--well, younger than my fossilized ass--the DUzy's were the week's best comments. Submitted by anyone, and chosen and posted by a very funny DUer whose name escapes me.

I miss them like crazy.

[LittleGirl]

54. yes, I remember them

and maybe we need a thread of the week on top of that too.

you made me chuckle with the 'fossilized ass'. lol, that's how I feel every day since over 55!

[dixiegrrrrl]

55. Jeff R did the Duzys for years. He died in 2013.

[kag]

56. RIP

Sorry, I didn't know, but I guess that sounds right. That's when they disappeared.

[dixiegrrrrl]

59. We have a "memorium" page for all those who have passed.

It can be found at the very bottom of pages here.

[Stellar]

53. Too funny!

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