PINO Trump doesn't like stairs.

[MineralMan]

Lately, he seems to be a bit unsteady on his feet. He staggered just a little at the top of the stairs from AF1 in Paris, and shuffled around when walking with Macron today. Then, remember that he had to take a golf cart back in Sicily, instead of walking with the other world leaders in attendance there.

I worry that he'll take a tumble down the stairs one of these days while deplaning. Maybe they need one of those motorized stair climbing elevators, so he can sit down and not risk a fall. It shouldn't cost more than a few million dollars to install one of those, I'd think. I wouldn't want he should stumble and fall, you know. An elevator on AF1. That's what Trump needs.

[SJMULE]

1. But...

Are you really "worried" if he were to take a fall?

[MineralMan]

2. I worry about everything, see...

I mean, that's a real nice Presidency Trump has there, so I wouldn't want anything to happen to it, see? And my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek as I say that, too, dammit!

[cwydro]

27. Pence is even scarier.

The Orange Pillock is bizarre and obscene, but Pence is able to seem sane...especially following this shit show.

[Lucky Luciano]

3. LOL- i immediately interpreted PINO as "Person in name only"

Took me some time to realize you meant "president!"

[MineralMan]

5. Both interpretations are appropriate.

One of these days, Trump will unzip his face and body and reveal the reptilian space alien underneath. Then, the reality of what he is will be plainly evident.

[HipChick]

4. Trumpie takes a tumble...

[MineralMan]

6. Well, when it happens, they'll replay it in slow motion on TV

over and over again, to prolong our viewing. Each roll will be analyzed by a "stair safety expert" discovered through a Google search. Prominent doctors will describe the injuries caused as they happen. Finally, prominent Republican congressional leaders will blame Hillary Clinton and/or President Obama for the entire incident.

We don't want to watch that, now, do we?

[MineralMan]

8. Trumpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall?

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. A great man died over the weekend, worked with homeless people.

I wont mention where or his name, but a great man.

So goes this life, great men die too young, as he was, and the worst humans who ever lived, trump family/pence/ryan/mcconnell/putin live on and on and on.

[MineralMan]

10. Yes. Our mortality follows us around, waiting for a moment of inattention

to grab us by the ankle and pull us down. We must be ever watchful.

[Tanuki]

32. Nobel Peace Laureate and pro-democracy activist Liu Xiaobo also died today.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40597514

[ProudLib72]

9. This is why M will not take his hand

She's afraid of him falling and taking her down with him. I got this info from reputable sources, the best sources.

[MineralMan]

11. Clever, our First Lady, isn't she?

You apparently have tremendous sources. Wonderful sources.

[louis-t]

12. Ten bucks says if he fell down

she would keep walking.

[ProudLib72]

14. 20 bucks says if he fell down

He would tweet within five minutes that it was Obama's fault.

[MineralMan]

16. Odds are she wouldn't even notice, really.

I don't think she has looked at him in months. She's hanging on for some reason, perhaps financial.

[jmowreader]

38. I think it's Barron

Donald Trump is the kind of evil bastard who would tell his wife, "if you leave me I will make sure you never see your son again as long as you live." And I have very little, if any, doubt he has done exactly that.

[Yossarian22]

13. Stumbllng

Oh please can he stumble like HRC? We need this.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-health-pneumonia-gupta-nr-vo.cnn

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

15. They could call it "Elevator One"

and give Trump a new identifier: "Fat Boy"

[MineralMan]

17. Good name. Trump's "da bomb" for sure.

[lpbk2713]

18. Don't worry about it Don.

Here. have another bucket of KFC. And don't forget ...
there's more where that came from.

[Demtexan]

19. Falls are the number 1 injury to elder people.

Looks like it could hurt.

Lots of stairs.

Maybe he needs a stair lift chair.

He could just sit and wave at the make believe crowd.

[MineralMan]

20. They are, indeed. Being a couple of years older than

PINO Trump, I'm careful about falling, myself, especially when I'm shoveling snow off my sidewalk in January. I even bought some cleats for my boots to help prevent that.

I don't like steep stairways a lot either, despite my office being in the basement of my house. I watch my step very carefully, indeed. And I'm probably somewhat more spry than is our Fake POTUS.

[Coventina]

21. Maybe falling on his head will help his mentality?

I don't see how much more it could hurt.

[MineralMan]

22. No, no! I'm trying to keep him from falling by offering

some excellent advice. I want him around to face his certain humiliation.

[Coventina]

23. Gotcha! Carry on!!!

[Demtexan]

24. Wouldn't make him any more stupid.

[secondwind]

25. He admitted to Merkel in their first face-to face

that he is afraid of stairs

[chowder66]

26. Heel Spurs I bet! nt.

[crazylikafox]

28. Didn't Gerald Ford fall down the AF1 steps?

No one ever let him forget it.

[madinmaryland]

31. LOL!! Chevy Chase played this perfectly!!

[cwydro]

36. I remember that.

But at least he was a known klutz lol.

Not a certifiable loon.

[jberryhill]

29. Although it always bothered me when Obama would quickly hop down stairs

Stairs are dangerous, and the handrails are there for good reason.

[cwydro]

41. I used to be a stair hopper too.

But I'm more careful now.

Never fell down the stairs, but managed to fall inmy dining room - breaking my shoulder in five places. Im very careful on stairs now lol, though I still ride my bike and climb a lot.

Somehow stairs scare me more than those activities. Go figure.

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. Easy. Instead of the stairs, just roll one of these up to the door:

Any airport big enough for a 747 has one. Slap some red, white, and blue bunting on it and he's good to go. Also, since he wouldn't have to pay attention to where he puts his feet, he could concentrate on waving to the millions of assembled peons all the way down. Maybe even strike some manly-man poses, too.

Or even easier, just deploy the emergency slide and give him a little push.

[onethatcares]

37. of course,

you didn't mean face first. Just wanted to clarify for Agent Mike

[Vinca]

33. I seems downright phobic about it.

If he ever slid down the steps of a Trump jet, somebody must have the video. LOL.

[Binkie The Clown]

34. Maybe we should get a transporter to beam him down. With any luck,...

the evil Trump will end up in an alternate universe and the good Trump from that universe will end up here.

[onethatcares]

35. he should be drug tested

along with every other member of our government. if they don't have a script for what shows up, bye-bye. if they do, the drugs should be listed.

no workers comp for these shysters

[Dave Starsky]

39. He has terrible arthritis in both knees.

He doesn't want anyone to know that.

If you happen to have bum knees, you know what it feels like. Walking upstairs is bad, but walking down is fucking excruciating.

[DrDan]

40. not to worry - he is the healthiest president ever

[onecent]

42. I am getting a laugh out of this......you made my day!!!

[DrDan]

43. .