How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb?

[riversedge]

I wanted to laugh but it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!!


Claudia‏ @theClaudiaInez Jul 14

How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb?
You dont. He will lie that he changed it and all the Republicans will sit in the dark and agree

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And someone made a poster of it in the Replies!

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[riversedge]

1. and another perfect reply..............

Clarke Wayne Aniol‏ @ClarkeAniol Jul 14
Replying to @theClaudiaInez

Tell him there is dirt on Hillery in the socket and Russia put it there for him

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[Initech]

2. How do you get republicans to change a lightbulb?

You don't, they'll just sit in the dark and blame the broken light bulb on democratic corruption.

[Chasstev365]

3. Good one!

[The Mouth]

4. Just have him hold the bulb

and the world spins around him.

Or so he thinks

[GetRidOfThem]

5. My original version of this joke, and this was still pre-election, went as follows:

Q: "How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

A (in a husky voice): "The Lightbulbs. I have many many lightbulb friends. Fan tastic people. They are all gonna vote for me."

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. Tell him President Obama put it in (nt)

[hibbing]

12. You beat me to it n/t

[PubliusEnigma]

7. How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?

4.
no, wait
5.
no, wait
6.
no wait
8???

[volstork]

10. LOL!

Good one!

[ProudLib72]

8. Maybe the evangelicals can lay hands on the bulb?

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Or the Saudis.

[Deb]

9. Pasties

[LakeArenal]

11. If it's at Maralago....

He runs for president and has the government do it on taxpayer dollars.

[Ultraviolet Cat]

13. Or . . .

Tell him Obama installed the bulb and he will change it ASAP!

[Gothmog]

14. Who is dumber and/or more dishonest-Trump or his supporters

Some of trump's supporters/deplorables are truly both dishonest and stupid

[cwydro]

15. Love it! nt