Question of the Day: Will Trump stick around to hand out the trophy? *Warning: Disturbing Images*

[yallerdawg]

U.S. Women's Open has an interesting set of top contenders after yesterday.

The Leaderboard and tee times today:

1. S. Feng -9 2:25
T2. Hye-J. Choi (a) -8 2:25
T2. A. Yang -8 2:14
4. S. Hyun Park -6 2:14
T5. M. Lee -5 2:03
T5. S. Yeon Ryu -5 2:03
T5. Jeongeun6 Lee -5 1:52

How will this "American Exceptionalism" play to his supporters - at the U.S. Open?

A touch of drama for this Sunday...will he or won't he?


"Making America great again."

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Beatles reference: "...Clutching forks and knives, to eat their bacon!"



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[bettyellen]

1. Looks like he could fall asleep mid swallow.

[enough]

3. That wonderful moment just before the coma overtakes your entire being. NT

[yallerdawg]

2. His staff, bodyguards and Secret Service should all be up on "Heimlich Manuever."

Or - in his case - maybe all they know is "Hiney Lick Maneuver?"

[spanone]

4. or maybe not...

[PJMcK]

6. I know the old joke, too! (n/t)

[TheBlackAdder]

5. He handles a fork like an uncouth American child. The American way requires the tines to be upright.

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What a fucking pig.

He's so lazy to only perform the American way of social eating halfway. This is how we know he's a poser.

The European way, if he so subscribes to eating like a foreigner, is to use the left hand with tines down.


Perhaps, he is using his fork like those he wishes to emulate--The Russians.
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[PJMcK]

7. Trump is wearing a ball cap while he's indoors and eating

He has no sense of manners or decorum. Many golf clubs have a rule against wearing hats indoors. Regardless, when you're eating, you shouldn't be wearing a stupid hat.

Donald Trump is a pig.

He's also an idiot.

[lunatica]

9. Once he puts a hat on his hair takes that shape so

He can't take it off again until he's in his private bathroom ready to spend the 3 hours fixing his bouffant again. That's the reason he gets up so early. to do his do and to text while the 3 cans of hairspray are drying.

[TeamPooka]

11. Golf clubs also have rules about driving carts on the greens.

[ProudLib72]

8. Looks like they set up the "presidential" pig trough

Later on, "presidential" pussy grabbing of the winner.

Is a five iron on the list of things the secret service must be on the look out for?

[onethatcares]

10. wedding ring

anyone?