Betting pool on how long Sessions lasts?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Does he last the weekend?

Closest gets ten bucks or a Toyota.

[ProudLib72]

1. Monday afternoon btwn 2 and 4

What kind of Toyota?

[NightWatcher]

2. Either 5 hours or 2 weeks.

[Sanity Claws]

3. How about a Lada instead of a Toyota?

Monday is the earliest Sessions will be gone. Donald does not work on weekends.

[leftstreet]

4. Monday 8 am. Ugh, not another Toyota

[regnaD kciN]

5. Well, I thought Spicey would be gone after the second SNL skit at the latest...

...so .

[WoonTars]

6. I had originally thought he would last a month or so after Dump's latest outburst...

....but with this revelation he's toast...gone by Monday afternoon..

[VermontKevin]

7. Okay.....Are we entering into Berry v. Gulf Coast Wings, or are you

serious?

Because I say Jeff is there until he is forcibly removed.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. You're an astute person.

[Volaris]

21. Agreed. He's too much of a dick to just up and quit.

He's going to MAKE trump fire him (which, honestly, he should get some credit for...OK I said it--now I need a steam-bleach shower).

[GulfCoast66]

31. Beat me to it, damn you!

Session's has a bazaar sense of honor that I grew up seeing. In his mind he has been loyal and done nothing wrong. He truly believes that civil rights laws go against the Constitution. And he is being a good Christian enforcing the constitution. He will not leave that position willingly.

He said it himself, 'we love this job'. Which sounds kind of like Gollum!

[physioex]

8. "Are you afraid of being seen as a Zombie Attorney General?"

Best line ever! But seriously, this could be a setup to fire Mueller!

[Flaleftist]

10. Trump will announce his firing in a tweet 3:45am Monday.

I'll take the Toyota.

[cynatnite]

15. Sessions finds out while 'coon hunting with Ted Nugent. n/t

[Flaleftist]

20. Can Dick Cheney go with them?

[Lifelong Protester]

11. Next Friday?

That's when they dump all the stuff.

[Arazi]

12. Sessions stays until Trump fires him. So many AAs to jail

So many pot users lives to ruin, so much loot for the police to steal....

His goals are way more extreme - gotta flog that shit while he can. Cracker has a window gonna ram through every last bullshit thing he can til he's fired (which he now knows is coming)

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Shouldn't That Be A Yugo

Closer to Putin's heart!

[bellmartin]

18. Or Lada, the Soviet brand

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Someone Already Mentioned That

I just wanted to go with some other Soviet bloc car.

My dad sold Buicks after the dairy he worked at for 30+ years shuttered. They tried selling the Yugo to the starter car crowd at one point. After a year, the dealership dumped them because they barely sold and buyers came back with complaint after complaint.

My dad was always proud he never sold one of those pieces of junk.

[bellmartin]

24. You're right, I even read it and it didn't register. My apologies! So let me try...

"Put it in 'H'! "

[cynatnite]

14. I give it a week...keep the Toyota. :)

[boston bean]

16. Next Tuesday.

[ecstatic]

17. I can't wait for the insults to start flying

What will trump make fun of first: Sessions' over the top country accent or his dumbo ears?

[Generic Brad]

22. Sessions? What about us?

This all feels like Putin's marching orders are being followed.

[wiggs]

23. Stays as long as Trump does. Problem with being a sharky, immoral, sociopathic

narcissist (applies to either) is that you and your accomplices are joined at the hip. Each knows too much about the other.

Neither will move without the other.

[gldstwmn]

25. A week tops... n/t

[TomSlick]

26. I not sure he will resign - no matter how hard Trump tries.

Anyone with the slightest self-regard would have resigned the night of the interview. Instead, he appears the next morning to say he will not resign. I think he will make Trump fire him.

He's given up his Senate seat, what ever reputation he once had is shot, he doesn't seem real bright - the only options are to ride this out or slink off into obscurity.

The bad news for Beauregard is that Trump will eventually fire him looking for a loyal AG who will fire the Special Counsel.

[physioex]

27. Gonna be hard....

To find a person dopey enough to want that job!

[TomSlick]

28. That's a problem.

Any person nominated to replace Beauregard would be a dopey syncophant.

[chillfactor]

29. Saturday night..

to coincide with the last Saturday Night Massacre

[rainbow4321]

30. Sunday night/early Monday

Only say that because drumf will want to control the news cycle beginning of the week to keep attention way from anything happening with the committee meetings (Kushner, Junior, etc..).

[True Dough]

32. I think Jeffy boy hangs on until...

Aug. 24. Random as hell, but that's my guess.