"He's giving senile old men a bad name." (S. Fox, 70) . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Why can't anybody else think straight?" ) Trump is saying: "So I was worried about winning so much that we'd all get bored, then Russia came up and Jared (he's a great guy, by the way, one of the sharpest I know), well he came along, letting me know about Comey, all the grandstanding and hogging Hillary's e-mails, so over the weekend I was thinking, the Democrats should love me now and have I lost my keys? But I remembered I don't drive. Which is the matter with things. Getting about and seeing things. Like all these leaks and fake news. Meanwhile the economy, can you believe it? If we only had more Russian adoptions. . . ."
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Subject line not meant to disturb. I'm elderly and my father died of congestive heart failure and Alzheimers, which I may well suffer from as well in the future, just as I had his late 60s heart attack and 4-way bypass.
So even if the subject tag may be offensive, in context (a potentially senile old man saying Trump gives him a bad name) I think it sweetens the joke. Besides, I have a right.