"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("either your signature or your brains" ) Trump is saying: "Even though a new attorney general wouldn't be recused from the Russian investigation and could therefore fire Mueller, I'd never fire you Jeff! . . . Of course I can't help it if these leaks about you and Russia have even a grain of truth and you feel you have to resign for your good and the good of your family, not to mention your good name, . . .well, I'd completely understand. . . . Of course, if you'd like to wait a day, I'd understand that too."





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Above CAPTION based on Trump's desire for a new AG who could fire Mueller before the volcano explodes (i.e., revelations of his financial obligation to Russian oligarchs as well as his role in their money laundering schemes for the past two decades) as well as recent leaked material suggesting Session spoke to the Russian ambassador substantively about the Trump campaign despite his earlier denials:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/07/22/sessions_discussed_trump_campaign_with_russian_ambassador_according_to_intelligence.html

[underpants]

1. So....you went with the red tie. AWKWARD

[rurallib]

2. "You're a spineless low-life worm" "Thank you, Greatest President Ever"

[Vinca]

3. "I'll expect you at 6 p.m. for the foot massage. You give a tremendous foot massage."

[Sugar Smack]

4. He HAS to put his little hands all over everybody.

It's so territorial & possessive. Like cat spray or something.

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is saying:

"You're going to make one lucky guy on Call Black B very, very happy. . . . I mean that, Jeff."

[dembotoz]

6. you told me you would protect my crookies not cookies

[skip fox]

7. D.T. is asking:

"Ever wake up in bed with a severed horse's head, Jeff? . . . . No? . . . It really makes an impression, believe me.

[ProudLib72]

8. ....

tRump: "Listen Jeffry, have you taken my new loyalty pledge? You haven't? Well let's do that now."

Places a piece of paper in front of Sessions...

Sessions: "Chief, this looks like a letter of resignation!"

tRump: "Like I said, Jeffry, the new loyalty pledge."