"That's why God invented prisons." . . . Please come CAPTION Anthony Scaramucci!!!

[skip fox]

Anthony Scaramucci is saying: "I take exception to your premise, Chris. . . . The White House is acting like a highly professional, well-oiled administrative machine. There are no factions or camps. . . . None! . . . In fact, it's probably the best working White House in modern history. . . . And it would be absolutely off-the-charts if some snarly little daisy who calls himself a chief of something-or-another would stop leaking about me to the press! . . . If I catch him at it, I'll squeeze his little head like a pimple in a vice. . . . By the way, Chris, without him the White House would put paradise to shame."


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Above CAPTION based on the current (7.27.17) public dispute between Anthony Scaramucci and Reince Priebus as covered by CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/politics/anthony-scaramucci-reince-priebus/index.html

[Johonny]

1. I repeat, I will not do the Fandango, nor do thunderbolts and lightning scare me.

However, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[skip fox]

2. A.S. continues:

" . . . I only have to take out an eighth mortgage on my soul."

[Johonny]

5. I tried to get Trump a great deal on his soul with my master

but not even Satan wants to spend eternity with Trump.

[underpants]

6. Cuomo: let me ask this about Priebus. Mooch: don't say it

Cuomo: I was just going to ask
Mooch: I'm telling you don't say it
Cuomo: Can Rense Priebus, in your estimation
Mooch: Chris!
Cuomo: can he do the fandango?



I wasn't literally just about to post this when I saw your post. Too funny.

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

3. Why do all these guys sound like

Baghdad Bob?

[nycbos]

4. "Don Corleone...

I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

[underpants]

7. I swear, of all the people Trump could have picked to divert attention away from mob ties

Scaramucci is literally the last person on the planet he should have chosen.

[DK504]

8. You really need the undercoating on this used car.

I guarantee it's not a lemon!!!

[underpants]

9. I'm gonna stop you right there Chris so I can work in a reference to Joe Paterno

He actually referenced Joe Paterno today.

This appears to have been a plug for an HBO movie that Al Pacino is doing. A Paterno biopic of some sort. Mooch was at one time an executive producer of the project.

[Towlie]

10. Baghdad Bob was a rank amateur compared to Anthony Scaramucci.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. I'm just a poor boy

Nobody loves me

[skip fox]

12. A.S. is saying:

"That's okay, Chris, but I just want you to know: the spouses of some people who have publicly doubted my words in the past have collected millions in life-insurance. . . . But you're a national journalist, so have your say."

[ProudLib72]

13. ...

Moochie: "Well Chris, it's base, a lot of base, to cover the warts. I have a lot of warts. Then some blush and lipstick. By the way, I notice you could use a touch up on your nose."

Chris: "Ummm hmmmm. You mean it's not brown like yours?"