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Andy Borowitz nails it!
White House Unveils ScarimucciCare™
WASHINGTON – The White House today unveiled its latest attempt at healthcare reform, a new program called ScarimucciCare™. Some of its key provisions include:
1) Pre-existing conditions: Let’s say you’re a fucking paranoiac, know what I’m saying? We don’t cover that fucking shit.
2) Hospital stays: Maybe you break your fucking neck trying to suck your own cock? No fucking way we’re covering that.
3) Individual mandate: Who the fuck told you there’d be one of those? Fucking tell me now. I’ll fire every one of those fuckers until I find who fucking told you and then I’m going to fuck that fucker up.
WASHINGTON – The White House today unveiled its latest attempt at healthcare reform, a new program called ScarimucciCare™. Some of its key provisions include:
1) Pre-existing conditions: Let’s say you’re a fucking paranoiac, know what I’m saying? We don’t cover that fucking shit.
2) Hospital stays: Maybe you break your fucking neck trying to suck your own cock? No fucking way we’re covering that.
3) Individual mandate: Who the fuck told you there’d be one of those? Fucking tell me now. I’ll fire every one of those fuckers until I find who fucking told you and then I’m going to fuck that fucker up.
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Trump Supporters Furious That They Still Have Health Care
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-supporters-furious-that-they-still-have-health-care
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