Mitt's Resume

[SoCalDem]

Mitt Romney
address:

Belmont, Massachusetts
Wolfeboro, New Hampshire Lakehouse
La Jolla, California Beach house with 4-car elevator
Park City, Utah Compound (Nothing like "Big Love", so stop saying that)

http://www.celebrityhousepictures.com/mitt-romney.php

Email: [e-mail]

Summary of Qualifications

I am an expert at making money
I say JUMP, the employees say "How High, Sir?"

Work Experience

2/1999 - Present*


1985 - 2/1999
Bain
Started the company, was 100% stockholder, CEO, Chairman of the Board, Head Honcho, THE BOSS, El Supremo, El Jefe

Education

Harvard
Private Academy in Detroit*
While at the Academy I excelled at the extreme sport of Running with Scissors.

* There was a time when I "retreated" from Bain to take over an event of "sport"..and another time when I had a high-powered job in another state..a job /state that cannot be spoken about.

While a young man, I did protest during the Viet Nam War, and to show how dedicated I was to the fact that the dirty hippies against the war were all wrong, I went to France for 30 months on a (rare) solo Mormon mission. France was marvelous.


In summary:

I am adamant about the fact that my last day of "work" was in February of 1999.

I like trees that are the right height, cookies that do not come from 7-11, chocolate goodies (Aka as donuts, to the common people).

I like dogs (as long as they do not crap all over the car roof on long trips)

When handed a cool beverage, I am wont to muse "Lemon-wet-good".