POTUS on MSNBC

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

Where's Romney today?

[SunsetDreams]

1. Busy eating his Holey cheese and crackers

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002952969

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

2. Experts say Romney's plan would create 800,000 jobs...

in other countries!

[SunsetDreams]

3. He called in sick today

His car elevator broke down and he couldn't retrieve his car.

[FSogol]

5. Retroactively.

[SunsetDreams]

7. Yes and then

Seamus came and retroactively ate his talking points.

[FSogol]

9. My secret dream? In the middle of Romney's acceptance speech at the GOP convention,

Seamus bursts into the room, runs past security, jumps on stage, and bites Mitt on the leg.

[Life Long Dem]

4. Town hall event in Cincinnati

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/cvplive/cvpstream1

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. He's going to take questions.

[11 Bravo]

8. He's out of the country ...

visiting his money.