Where can I get a great deal on some "Magical Underwear?"

[Hubert Flottz]

I might want to be the pResident for a spell, myself!

If some custom long johns can deliver the oval office for me, I'll take a dozen pairs with the fart flap on the back!

You don't need "Experience" on the world stage, to be pResident sez Mitt, you simply need a bank account in many foreign countries and some Magical Under-drawers.

I think we need to Export the GOP to China!

[Blue Owl]

1. Mitt has quite the collection of "unmentionables"

n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

2. In a sane world, the idea of an oafish Twit like Mitt as a possible pResident

would be "unmentionable."

[TlalocW]

3. I have a pair of magic underwear

A friend of mine bought them for me when she visited Salt Lake City. She says that you need a, "Mormon Identification Card," to get them, but for some reason (she "looked" Mormon according to her story), she was able to buy some, and she sent me a pair for Christmas one year. The shirt is actually very comfy.

I always said the next time some Mormons come to my door, I was going to answer it wearing them, holding porn in one hand and beer in another and declare, "It does mah heart good to see the young Mormons out preachin' to the masses! Here! Have a Pepsi! It's hot out there!" Never got the chance.

TlalocW

[AnotherMcIntosh]

4. You might ask this guy:

[11 Bravo]

5. Mitt has a whole bunch of soiled ones (I think the boy may be slightly nervous.)

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I hope Obama gives Willard the mother of all wedgie...

if bonnie Prince Willard has the nads to ever debate Mr. Obama!

Looks like Magical Underwear is not an item that wards off being a clueless asshole????

Mitt Ain't Fit!(for shit)

[LiberalEsto]

6. Try Magical Underwear 'R Us

at your nearest shopping mall