Help me. Please. Please tell me this is satire. Please.

[lapislzi]

http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/how-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college/article_8b6d38e2-c575-11e1-8ce5-0019bb30f31a.html#user-comment-area

Because if it isn't I'm going to cry.

[sharp_stick]

1. I don't think she's being serious n/t

[lapislzi]

5. Jeez, I hope you're right.

But I'm scared that you might not be.

The very fact that it hews so close to what might be a truth is disturbing.

[RedStateLiberal]

2. There's a poll asking if it's satire

so yeah, it's probably satire. I hope so too. I find it hard to believe any woman could really think that way much less write about it so openly.

[Sherman A1]

3. It does not appear to be satire from what I read

entirely possible, however I did note that comments had been disabled for the posting.

I found it rather sad myself.

[Lifelong Protester]

4. Well, you can't get into the 'comments' section but

the poll has 48% saying 'yes to satire', 28% 'don't know', so 24% think she's serious.

I think it is satire.

Frattie dress?

Really??

[ProdigalJunkMail]

6. a DG at UGA ? no, not satire n/t