TSA frisks man with 'world's largest penis' (no, seriously...)
The TSA at San Francisco International Airport frisked New Yorker Jonah Falcon after noticing his “very noticeable” package as he went through security on July 9. “I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon told the Huffington Post, which claims Falcon has the “world’s largest penis.” “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon to HuffPo. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
Several years ago a friend pointed out Jonah Falcon as we passed him near Herald Square. He was indeed wearing bike shorts and people were falling out of their shoes doing double-takes. You can see that legendary bike shorts look in a 2010 JMG post.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/07/headline-of-day_16.html
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Five nine with a footlong pecker.
dang
That's a foot.
(rimshot noise)
Maybe I should have not...but it had to be said. 
She might even be able to show him how to make a living with it, like through performance art
http://anniesprinkle.org/
- All I want to know is did they charge him for two seats???
Just sayin'
PB
Perry DeAngeles
In Skeptics Guide to the Universe, episode 62, related the story of a wildlife smuggler caught at US Customs when birds of paradise flew out of his... Luggage? The customs agent, knowing the criminal nature of the guy, asked him if he had anything else to declare. According to DeAngeles, he said, "I have monkeys in my pants." which has to be one of the greatest lines in podcasting history.
Two weeks later, an e-mail to the SGU suggested that the Lemure "monkey" was not a monkey, but a prosimian. Steve Novella, SGU's host confessed that, although Perry was wrong about his nomenclature, he was merely using the story to say the words, "I have monkeys in my pants!" on the podcast.
Alas, Perry DeAngeles is no longer with us. But I sincerely hope he is forever remembered for those immortal words.
Unless you prefer, "Any monkey would give any bird a beak flip."
Monkeys over birds!
Regretfully, Perry is no longer with us.
SGU 62 transcript
TheSkeptics Guide to the Universe, the best skeptic podcast in the universe. (Named, BTW, by the late Perry DeAngeles.)
Still a fan after all these years. They haven't missed a week since well before Perry died. The host, Dr. Steve Novella, is superhuman.
Try it out. It's the best of the best.
