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Anthony Bourdain on Ted Cruz (Original Post)
TexasBushwhacker
Sep 2017
OP
Ted actually needs his own jaws of life to pull his head out of his ass more.
cstanleytech
Sep 2017
#5
Maynar
(769 posts)1. Cheaper than
a RealDoll, I suppose.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)2. Not legal in Texas so just make sure to send it to the DC office
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)6. If dildos are outlawed in TX
What is he still doing hanging around?
Volaris
(10,271 posts)3. OK thats fucking awesome lol
House of Roberts
(5,169 posts)4. As I typed in 'fleshlight'
I should have known before I finished typing the word, when all the suggestions disappeared, what that was going to turn out to be.
cstanleytech
(26,291 posts)5. Ted actually needs his own jaws of life to pull his head out of his ass more.
BigmanPigman
(51,591 posts)7. I hope Tony buys several...for Pence and a few others in the GOP.
Motownman78
(491 posts)8. A Fleshlight
is liking having sex with a silk bag full of puppy ears. It is like making love to a woman made out of slippery gold. If I had to take the Pepsi challenge between having sex with the prettiest girl on the planet and a Fleshlight, I would pick the Fleshlight hands down!!
Sen. Walter Sobchak
(8,692 posts)9. Well that can't be unseen...
Although I am pretty sure any man who could "perform" with that thing could be equally as satisfied by a hole in a picnic table. I sure hope a "fleshlight" is disposable.