Why cats are smarter than humans

[Quixote1818]

[Lindsay]

1. A cat

wins the internet.

[yallerdawg]

2. "Chase laser dots." Puh-leeease.

[lunatica]

21. No one walking by noticed it either.

Pretty amazing how much we don't see that's right in front of us.

[TygrBright]

3. Not many can pwn NdGT that neatly! Congrats, Bitches! n/t

[heaven05]

4. excellent

[sandensea]

5. And cats actually learn from their mistakes.

People, not so much.

[blogslut]

6. R.I.P. Bitches

All hail Floof Lion, Kiddo and Puff the Magic Kitty!

[Sophiegirl]

7. au contraire

My cat loves chasing the vacuum cleaner. If anything makes noise...including the band saw....she wants to be out there to investigate. She is fearless....except for the carrier which means "vet day."

Then, digging her out from under the bed is an hour long process.

[Calista241]

9. There is nothing funnier than a cat catching a ride on a vacuum cleaner. n/t

[LiberalLovinLug]

17. My mom's cat loved to be vacuumed!

Right on her fur. She loved it. Like an industrial strength massage.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. LOL!!

Does Neil deGrasse Tyson know he got pwned by a kittycat? ❤️ 😆😆😆

[NNadir]

10. Hilarious. I suspect that if she could, my cat would have voted for Trump though. She has...

...a brain the size of a walnut.

[crazycatlady]

11. Would your cat vote for someone who wants to grab her?

[NNadir]

13. Well, again, she has a brain the size of a walnut. Actually, when she was dumped on us by...

...my sister-in-law, who for some reason got a dog who likes to eat small dogs, rabbits, squirrels and, um, cats, I had to grab her from under the bed where she'd been hiding for days since she was terrified of a new place. (Cat eating dogs will make you paranoid, even if you have a brain the size of a walnut.)

She seems to have gotten over being grabbed though. She's up on my bed purring like a maniac, so loudly I can't sleep, and am down here posting on the internet about cats.

But she is a nice person. Even lacking much of a brain, I may have been ungenerous in saying she might have voted for Trump.

Nice people don't vote for mindless racists.

[calimary]

12. Hilarious!

[IronLionZion]

14. Cats don't text and drive

[Nevernose]

15. My cat's never cleaned up my diarrhea

My cat's never fed me multiple times a day (although I've had cats that occasionally brought me "treats," like a serial killer).
My cat's never promised me free health care for life -- and delivered.

Yet this guy think that CATS are the dumb ones in the human-kitty relationship? This idiot should trade in his astrology degree and learn some science-ing stuff.

(Twelve years ago I woke up allergic to my own cat. Went to bed cuddly, pet him in the morning, went into anaphylactic shock, had to go to the ER. Never been able to touch a cat or be in the room with one for more than a few minutes ever since)

[jimlup]

16. I have to say that I agree with cats on vacuum cleaners!

Just say'n

[niyad]

18. requiescat in pace, Bitches. Lady Bast, welcome Your little one home.

[Maraya1969]

19. Humans regularly hit various types of balls back and forth across tennis courts and ping pong

tables. That reminds me of chasing laser dots

[0rganism]

20. true, but by that measure we come up short against every other animal on the planet

it's not like the cats are clearing a high bar here...