1. I, __(print your name)________________, hereby give to Solly Mack, all my worldly goods - to include but not limited to - home(s), car(s), airplane(s), train(s), and all other property/properties - both developed and undeveloped - to include all contents of said properties (to include but not limited to - furniture, drapery, linens, and livestock) - both inside, outside, and beneath properties, to include mineral/oil rights, if any.
2. I ___print your name___ hereby leave to Solly Mack all money in my possession - both in cash and on paper in the form of loans and other debts owed to me. Money transferred to Solly Mack to include but not limited to checking and savings accounts (both in the U.S. and abroad), any and all retirement accounts, stocks, bonds, and any and all other investments and cash infusions not listed but that still fall under the Rapture Reward program.
3. I, __(print your name)______________, also have pets that will become the fur-babies of Solly Mack.
(Please list your pets below: Number of pets, type of pets, and the names of your pets. Please include all vet information on your pets. Pets must be accompanied by all travel crates/boxes, kennels, play equipment, climbing equipment, and all food and snacks.)
Signing of document is legally binding and all goods from _(print your name)__ transferred to Solly Mack must be completed by 11:59 PM on the 32rd day after the August, 2017 eclipse. Any and all *transfers of worldly goods are final - whether or not the Rapture is postponed and/or delayed for any reason. There will be no returns in the event of a non-event.
I want you to feel good about your Rapture experience and for you to enjoy the comfort of knowing that what you are leaving behind is nothing compared to the reward awaiting you. A reward you so richly deserve for being proactive in your Rapture preparations. Peace of mind while you float away to your heavenly home can never be overrated.
__Your signature goes here___
__Date of acceptance of your Rapture Reward Package___
* Once accepted (by signing your name), any attempts to nullify your contract will result in the full and complete asset forfeiture of all your worldly goods - as listed and outlined above in paragraphs 1 and 2 and 3.
Any forms without the date filled in will still be considered legally binding.
Any forms with only the printed named filled in will be considered legally binding.
If you touch this form, your fingerprint will be considered a legally binding acceptance of the terms of the Rapture Reward program.
Laughing at or over this form will be construed as a legally binding acceptance of the Rapture Reward program.
Feeling insulted or offended by this form will be seen as an attempt to nullify this contract and the full and complete asset forfeiture of all your worldly goods (as outlined and explained in paragraphs 1, 2, and 3) will be automatically enforced.
Thank you for choosing Solly Mack for all your Rapture needs!
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