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Satire from The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz
September 18, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsels investigation is generating on a daily basis.
Employing over two thousand workers in a warehouse the size of seven football fields, the Mueller investigation has become the fastest-growing sector of the U.S. economy, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Working twelve-hour shifts, the members of Muellers evidence-storage team rarely leave the warehouse, where the punishing task of filing mountains of evidence against Trump proceeds around the clock.
Its like a city all its own, one warehouse worker said. There are people working in the Michael Flynn section whove never met the people working in the Paul Manafort section.
While the warehouse workers are well paid, there have been issues with burnout. The team in charge of filing all of Donald Trump, Jr.,s different explanations of his meeting with the Russians had to take time off, one worker said.
As gargantuan as the storage space appears to be, an aide to Mueller said that the investigation would soon be seeking a second, even larger warehouse. We need a place to put all the Jared stuff, the aide said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mueller-rents-giant-warehouse-to-store-evidence-against-trump?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20091817%20Experimental&CNDID=49553061&spMailingID=11946645&spUserID=MTkwMzY3ODcxNjc1S0&spJobID=1241522576&spReportId=MTI0MTUyMjU3NgS2
Throck
(2,520 posts)As opposed to spherical pounds?
What's a henweigh?
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)1 cubic ton is 1 cubic meter, because 1 cubic meter of water weighs 1 ton.
I think it's a joke, right?
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)mdbl
(4,976 posts)you would need all that space I"m sure.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)of political satire. Especially the one at the top of the page on the original article. Borowitz is one of the country's top satirists, and it's always difficult to tell if his satire is truth, especially when writing about the Trump administration. They supply just so damned much material, it's staggering!
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)MAGA