North Korea appears to be having a hard time figuring out Donald Trump.
So, in the interest of avoiding the apocalypse maybe we should try to lend a hand. Hopefully they read here.
They have noticed that Trump doesn't act like other American presidents and have actually reached out for help in trying to understand him. Here in America, those who can still clearly discern reality have learned over the past couple of years that Trump is a vindictive, evil dickhead. And Trump, being a vindictive, evil dickhead, has the tendency to attack and try to destroy those who defy him. So when North Korea does stuff to defy Donald Trump, guess what? Yeah. And Trump has the full force of the United States military at his disposal to use against North Korea. All he needs is the approval of Congress which is currently totally controlled by Republicans, and here in America we understand how Republicans love a good war. You also have to consider the large arsenal of nukes that America has and the fact that two other large nuclear states are right there pretty close to North Korea. It seems to me like things might easily get out of hand, aside from North Korea being incinerated.
Donald Trump has the emotional development of a small child.
Donald Trump seems to show a kind of old-timey, pre-American Civil War era preference for white people, and we have noticed many of the people he considers nearest and dearest to him tend to fly Nazi flags. With North Korea having a homogeneous non-white population, I don't know, make of that what you will. It's kind of hush hush kind of thing here in America, but I'm sure you get my meaning.
And, finally, I know North Koreans are atheists, but I am here to tell you that Satan is real and he is president of the United States.
You know, I hear a lot now days that America is considered the laughing stock of the world right now, but when you consider that what I just wrote is accurate for the most part, we actually must be scaring the shit out of everyone. Hopefully North Korea will receive this message, or get the message somehow that Donald Trump is not like normal American presidents because he is truly insane, and we can avoid WWIII.
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