When God said 'Be fruitful & multiply' there were 2 ppl. Now 7 Bil Mission accomplished

[jodymarie aimee]

Dear Anti-Birth Control Christians
When God said 'Be fruitful & multiply' there were 2 ppl.
Now 7 bil.
Mission accomplished.
fugelsang.....

[MineralMan]

1. And in the interim, the same deity killed all humans except for

one family in a global flood, according to the scriptures believed by its followers.

It's a strange deity, it seems to me, really. It contradicts itself a lot.

[JoeStuckInOH]

4. I prefer the phrase "plot twists" to "contradictions". The bible is pretty much just a Novel, right?

[TheBlackAdder]

5. The funny thing is that folks who adhere to this text, say they can trace population growth to A&E.

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They fail to take in consideration that God wiped everyone out except for Noah's clan, so while we were are claimed to be the removed incestuous offspring of Adam and Eve, it really resets itself to the removed incestuous offspring of Noah's family.

There are several hundred errors in the Bible, which causes the Cult of Biblical Inerrantists to come up with a bunch of distortions and machinations to try and explain how the Bible is without error.

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[CrispyQ]

2. Bumper sticker: 7 billion miracles is enough.

I have the old 6 billion version.

[FLPanhandle]

3. Does anyone see this ending well?

Eventually human population will get back in line with the carrying capacity of the Earth, but it's not going to be pretty.

[smirkymonkey]

6. +1000

Nope. We need more birth control and sex education - worldwide.