Who does the Moron's hair every morning?

[MoonRiver]

Must be someone really incompetent, cause Moron looks like total shit!

[Thomas Hurt]

1. you would think his hair stylist would have a couple hours to work on his doo....

while he watches Fox and reads his morning "Touch Myself" folder.

Maybe he is so enraged and irrational that they can't do as much with it.

I think they stopped coloring it so it is going gray.

[MoonRiver]

7. Still looks ridiculously blonde to me. He is such a freak.

[shanny]

33. it changes by the day

also too different lighting can make it more orange/gray

one thing it aint is "natural"

[JHan]

2. He does his own hair I think.

No self-respecting Barber could be responsible for that mess.

[MoonRiver]

4. He doesn't even comb it! Hairs, fake or real, seem to be flying everywhere.

[JHan]

13. lol.

it looks awful.

For a man who constantly derides people for their looks, he's a hot mess.

[greatauntoftriplets]

29. He probably sees himself as Adonis!

[tblue37]

3. I read that he never lets anyone else do it. He does it himself.

Probably he doesn't want anyone to know what s under his weave.

[MoonRiver]

5. His lack of a hairdresser shows, and not in a good way.

[elehhhhna]

6. he cuts and styles his own hair

Which explains quite a bit. Google pictures of his mother however and you will find his inspiration for big golden bouffant hair

[MoonRiver]

8. I've seen those, lol!

[shanti]

22. and Ivana

Yikes!

[democratisphere]

9. BIRD-NESTS-R-US

[MoonRiver]

10. ...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

11. He had parts of his scalp removed, didn't he? The hair in front should be on top.

According to divorce papers, he yanked out Ivana's hair in a fit of rage after she recommended the surgeon who removed part of his front scalp to help conceal his receding hairline.

I'd never previously heard of that procedure to deal with baldness until reading about their divorce.

[marylandblue]

12. Trump hires incompetents and sycophants

Would his hairdresser be any better than his other appointees?

[Javaman]

14. a shoe buffer. nt

[SummerSnow]

15. Bugs Bunny of course..

* Sometimes we have to laugh when we are in pain

[smirkymonkey]

16. It looks like the ghost of shredded wheat.

I borrowed that from Russel Brand.

I have also heard it described as cotton candy spun out of hooker piss.

It's just horrid looking - how can he possibly think it looks attractive? He looks like a lounge lizard from the 70's or something. The color is like nothing found in nature and I can't stand that little "mullet-y" thing in the back. He's just repulsive.

[3catwoman3]

36. "I have also heard it described as cotton candy spun out of hooker piss."

While disgusting, that is actually quite an accurate description.

[maxsolomon]

17. Melania does the cut and color

he styles it.

What a vain clown the rubes put in the Presidency.

[Doreen]

18. I always have wondered who's in charge of making sure it does not escape.

I still am under the belief that it is some poor creature that they forced to be a resemblance of hair. I swear I can see it trying to escape when trump is outside.

[tammywammy]

19. I wonder how much AquaNet he uses. n/t

[left-of-center2012]

20. A cotton candy machine?

[Chiyo-chichi]

21. Edward Ivari attaches it and tightens it up every now and then.

[Solly Mack]

23. No one. It crawls off his head each night and crawls back on his head each morning.

When he's alone in his room, the orange comes off, the hair creeps away, and what is left is a being so hideous, the WH is now considered haunted because of the moans and groans heard during the night. Sightings of a milky white gelatinous mass slithering around the WH have been reported.

It could be true.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

24. Trump's hair is looking odder by the day.

[Initech]

25. "I have the best hair, OK? Nobody has better hair than I do!"

[Heartstrings]

27. "Many people have told me that"

[Initech]

30. 'It's unbelevable hair. Bigly! The biggest hair ever!"

[Rollo]

31. "It's the best hair the world has ever seen"

[guillaumeb]

26. A powerful fan?

Fan as in a hot air blower, rather than Kellyanne Conway.

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. He's got this gadget.

[doc03]

32. General Electric nt

[Motley13]

34. lately it has been Harvey, Irma & Maria

Ophelia took a pass

[C_U_L8R]

35. His hair !! His f-n hair !!

Trump's hair makes him even look a fucking moron.

[NastyRiffraff]

37. Remember when he said he'd change to a "simpler" style

if he became president? Because he'd be working so hard he wouldn't have time.

I never knew golf was "work," for non-professional golfers.