If a Martian landed on Earth and said "take me to your leader"?

[imanamerican63]

A) would you laugh and then him take to Russia?

B) would you ask him "if he was ready to go to the nut house"?

C) would say to him that "our real leader had her election stolen and there was an idiot there, who claims to be our leader"?

You have to wonder if we don't live in a land of make believe? There are those who steal from us, bully us and than say we don't have a right to have our voice heard!

[meadowlark5]

1. Hopefully the Martian wouldn't be beautiful

Otherwise the squatter that occupies the white house might start kissing it. Just can't control himself. Maybe even grab where he thought it's p***y might be.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. I'd send them to Germany or Canada.

Give them some hope that we're capable of having legitimate leaders.

[procon]

3. I'd send him to Obama's house. nt

[johnp3907]

4. D)

I'd show him a picture of Joe Strummer and say: "You're too late-he's dead."

[coolsandy]

5. I would take him straight to 45 and hope he would eat him.

[roamer65]

6. I would tell him what Frank Zappa said.

But you folks wouldn’t like it...

[Doodley]

7. I would take them straight to Trump after telling them he hated illegal aliens.

[snooper2]

8. We are a fraction of the land mass on planet Earth, why assume they would land here?

Could just as easily land in North Korea