Late night funnies. Kimmel's is dead on.
Following the aftermath of Hurricane Maria, President Trump tweeted this morning that the White House cannot keep FEMA, the military and first responders in Puerto Rico forever. Forever? Its been three weeks! Thats like saying you worked with Scaramucci forever. SETH MEYERS
Look, we can afford to keep troops in Puerto Rico until long after youve left the White House maybe even until Christmas. SETH MEYERS
The article also said that Trump and Chief of Staff John Kelly have gotten into a lot of shouting matches. It said that one time Trump got so angry, he punched the tiniest hole in the wall. JIMMY FALLON
Early this morning, at 1:42 a.m., an asteroid passed by the Earth, and missed us by 26,000 miles which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, but then it saw whats going on down here and said, You know what? Im going to keep going that way. JIMMY KIMMEL
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