"Leave the thinking to me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (The Fart of the Spiel) Trump is saying: "I hate to contradict my critics, Sean, I really do, but pulling out of the Iran deal will make other countries more likely to trust us in future negotiations and treaties, not less. . . . They'll think I'm trying to use double-reverse psychology, trying not to get them to sign, take my bluffs as dares and think that white is black inside-out and to try to prove something to me and make me pay at the same time, they'll sign whatever I say. . . . It's like hey won't be able to help themselves. . . . (looks to the crowd) How can you stand all this winning? . . Huh?"

[Donkees]

1. ''I think, therefore I yam''

[skip fox]

2. Question for Decartes:

Where does this "I" business come from, numb-nuts? If that ain't a leap,then I don't exist.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. continues:

"Sure, Sean, I believe in both personal and national responsibility, but I also believe in bankruptcy."

[left-of-center2012]

4. "Women love it when I grab them" n/t