"In for a dollar, in for a dump." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("You've got the tab" )Trump is saying: "You bet I've got proof of what I really said to that guy's widow, the one who was shot in Africa, and I sure didn't say 'Well, he signed up for it' (even though that's literally true, just so you understand), . . . Furthermore, I didn't forget the man's name! . . . I'd actually love to show all of you the proof, believe me. . . . But out of respect to his grieving widow, I'll not produce it because that would only extend this issue and hurt her even more."

[Soxfan58]

1. Wow!!!!!!!!!!

Is my ass that fat?

[underpants]

2. I've got people in Hawaii who found the proof. Incredible stuff. BuhLEEVEme

and I called the President of Hawaii who confirmed it.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Listen, I wanted to go to Vietnam, I really did. . . And I would have been great, the best. . . . I would have jumped on live grenades and come up firing. . . . I just know it. . . And there's one thing I know I wouldn't have done: cry about dying. . . . Besides, we haven't heard the whole story. . . . Maybe her son was a traitor who lead his fellow Americans into an ambush. . . Then she should be apologizing to me. . .. Let's wait until all the facts come out."

[CanonRay]

4. "That guy's widow". He still doesn't know his name.

which proves the rep is telling the truth. He is so full of shit.

[skip fox]

5. Caution.

CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative activity. That is, we make the CAPTIONs up for satirical purposes. But we often do try to channel our subjects' essence to display their hypocrisy, ignorance, callousness, etc.