Trump's 'secretary' wrote this:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[Maeve]

1. The phrasing is absolutely his

So is that another version of John Barron?

[Kingofalldems]

2. Absolutely. A new Trump persona has been discovered.

[sarah FAILIN]

3. Looks like it.

John must have been on vacation.

[Kentonio]

5. Either that or he told his secretary to write it, and exactly what to say.

[lagomorph777]

19. Beat me too it!

She's John Barron's alter-ego wife.

[Plucketeer]

21. I wonder how many times

(s)he grabbed her pussy?

[Throck]

4. Money

[Kingofalldems]

6. I tweeted this to Rachel Maddow.

[lpbk2713]

7. "If you want your job you'll do what I tell you."

Grrr. Snarl.

[BSdetect]

8. Total delusion. "All women love Donald Trump".

[yellerpup]

9. I bet "Carolin" ran into John Miller all the time

at the office. He must have helped her with this rave.

[NewJeffCT]

14. She ended up marrying John Miller

and they had a child named John Barron.

By the way - what is with Trump and the name Barron? He had the fake name John Barron before and now he has a son named Barron Trump?

[yellerpup]

24. It never stops.

You can go nuts with this stuff. He can never get enough attention - ever!

[FSogol]

10. LOL. Trumpy hearts Trumpy.

[dalton99a]

11. Nice ghost writing by John Miller

[Siwsan]

12. Just for the heck of it, I 'googled' the name Carolin Gallego

The spelling of the first name looked like it came from someone who didn't know how to spell Caroline. I found 1 Carolin Gallego. She's currently in her 40's.

I found a number of people named Caroline Gallego but even if someone with that name worked for trump*, I doubt she'd misspell it in what looks to be a newspaper 'ad'. Which is weird enough, to begin with.

[Kingofalldems]

15. Yes the spelling seems to be a giveaway.

[lagomorph777]

20. Nice work!

[dlk]

13. A Secretary Who Takes Good Dictation...

[Wwcd]

16. Sure, and a "parent" wrote this

[unblock]

17. Homework kills her! Slowly!

That is awesome!

[bullwinkle428]

18. I love it when he gets in touch with his inner woman!

"They let you do it when you're famous!"

[musette_sf]

22. my sister worked for him back then

checking with her to see if this person exists....

[Kingofalldems]

23. Please check back in, thanks.

[musette_sf]

30. Well, she never responded

though the message was definitely received. She's a Trumpette, so I interpret the lack of response as confirmation that there never was any "Carolin Gallego".

[musette_sf]

32. CONFIRMED

She never heard of "Carolin", but knew Rump's actual assistant, Norma Foerderer, whom she described as "tough as nails". So I'd say that "John Barron" was the author of that particular purple pash note.

[Kingofalldems]

34. Great find! Thanks.

[malaise]

25. He sure has multiple personalities

[CatMor]

26. Very funny....

no man in America gets more calls from women than trump. Not even someone like George Clooney or Brad Pitt. He is such a pathetic cretin.

[Doreen]

27. So, all of the women he sexually abused just LOVE him.

I bet the 13 year old he raped must love him. What sick people.

[L. Coyote]

28. Did they leave out seven paragraphs of effusive praise?

I notice the ... in the middle.
Maybe the parts about the large hands?

[SCantiGOP]

29. That's an actual screenshot from the newspaper

So the ... was in the original. Now who likes to use dotdotdot in their Twitter tweets??

[canetoad]

31. I've found a photo of Carolin Gallego

[LisaL]

33. She forgot to add "believe me."