Just In: Trump Supporters Clamor for GPS Monitoring Anklets

[MineralMan]

Trump Supporters Overwhelm GPS Ankle Bracelet Monitor Market
Washington, 11/2/2017

With the number of indicted Trump officials growing, there has been a run on electronic monitoring bracelets among Trump supporters, who are embracing the "I Am Manafort. We Are All Manafort." movement. Supplies are dwindling, it is reported, and those GPS tracking devices are selling briskly on eBay for prices far above retail.

One manufacturer, which prefers not to be named, told this reporter, "We're ramping up production at our factory in China, but there's no way to keep up with demand. We don't know when our next shipment of MAGA-branded ankle bracelets will arrive."

Some law enforcement and judicial officials have expressed concern about this new "Me-tooism" among Trump fans. They worry that there will be so many detention monitors out there that tracking will become difficult.



More on this story as information is available.

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Are they going to be

available only at WalMart and Pappa Johns?

[MineralMan]

2. No. You can order one on Amazon, too.

Check on whether they're in stock, though. Supplies are running out.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=gps+ankle+bracelet

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Dang,was planning on sending

these to my Siblings for Xmas. Just have to do a back order.

[MineralMan]

4. "I Am Manafort" "We Are All Manafort"

Show your solidarity. Wear a GPS Ankle Bracelet, just like your hero!

[Wellstone ruled]

9. Notice the Judge put a Gag order on

Manafort and Gates Lawyers. Way to funny.

[MineralMan]

10. Do they have to wear ball gags?

Excellent idea, I think. You can order those on Amazon, too.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ball+gag

[Kaleva]

5. Trump supporters buy products made in China?

For showing support for a guy with connection to the Russian mob?

[MineralMan]

7. They Do As Trump Does!

The Trump Family buys ONLY Chinese-made goods.

[ProudLib72]

6. I just want to know

Do they make elf sized monitoring bracelets?

"You stay in your tree and make delicious cookies!"

[MineralMan]

8. Sessions will have to wear a child's ankle bracelet,

I guess.