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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJeff Sessions: "Ah wiyush ta ameyend mah earlier sworen statemunt"
"I diyud know of culusion discushuns, but hayud misrecullected."
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Jeff Sessions: "Ah wiyush ta ameyend mah earlier sworen statemunt" (Original Post)
MineralMan
Nov 2017
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FSogol
(45,480 posts)1. I do declare!
MineralMan
(146,287 posts)3. Y'all have misspayelled "declayah"
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)2. Uh-gin?
Lock him up.
Aristus
(66,318 posts)4. If anyone is interested in arresting Scarlett O'Sessions,
he's on the verandah fanning himself and drinking a mint julep.
MineralMan
(146,287 posts)5. Ah don't know nuthin' about talkin' to no Rooshen!
MLAA
(17,284 posts)13. He needs the julep onna count of still recovering from Sen Kamala Harris making him ne-vous
samnsara
(17,622 posts)6. bless his heart....
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)7. .
stopbush
(24,396 posts)8. Lying for Jesus is a time-Honored Christian tradition.
PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)9. You nailed Beauregards little wrinkled ass!
I totally picture him saying these words!
MineralMan
(146,287 posts)10. Oh, I wish I could actually do that...
Sadly, he's out of my reach.
brooklynite
(94,503 posts)11. In the Congressional biz, they call it "revise and extend my remarks".
MineralMan
(146,287 posts)12. Yup, the old "lie and retract later" gambit.