Should we raise money to have the White House checked for carbon monoxide leaks?

[Dr. Jack]

The number of people in the administration that can't recall meetings, conversations, emails, and phone calls is concerning. It seems like the amnesia is a systemic problem among the Trump Administration. I'm worried there may be some kind of carbon monoxide leaks in the White house. Should we start a fundraiser to get the place checked for gas leaks or something?

[SpankMe]

1. Yes. They should install detectors for CO and laughing gas. n/t

[RKP5637]

4. I would like to see BS detectors installed too! n/t

[Phoenix61]

2. And we need to check the water fountains

There is obviously something seriously wrong.

[lagomorph777]

6. It's not the water; I think they're drinking the Kool Aid

[RKP5637]

3. It can't be lead pipes, I think those were replaced, hopefully, when the WH was renovated

when Truman was president.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. I suspect a laser sonic beam pierce their memory banks.

[Dr. Jack]

7. Alex Jones, is that you?

[Lint Head]

8. Maybe the amount of carbon monoxide could be increased in the oval office using a test

animal. Wonder if there are any orange rats that could be used? That way we'll know if there is any danger.