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[Initech]

TOKYO — President Trump said on Monday that Japan could protect itself from a nuclear-armed North Korea by buying billions of dollars of American military equipment, drawing an explicit link between trade and security as he began a complex, politically charged tour of Asia.

By turns generous and challenging, Mr. Trump saluted Prime Minister Shinzo Abe as among his best friends in the club of world leaders. But he railed against what he said were chronic trade imbalances with Japan. And he implicitly acknowledged his disappointment that Mr. Abe did not shoot down missiles that North Korea recently fired over Japan.

“He will shoot them out of the sky when he completes the purchase of lots of additional military equipment from the United States,” Mr. Trump said, standing alongside Mr. Abe at the Akasaka Palace in Tokyo. “The prime minister of Japan is going to be purchasing massive amounts of military equipment, as he should.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/06/world/asia/trump-japan-shinzo-abe.html

Well, if there’s one thing the US does well, it’s make things that kill people!

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week on the Top 10 - the Wheel Of Corruption is back! We ask "The NRA A+ rating: How is this still a thing?". We also track Trump's trip to Japan, John Schnatter's pizza for the Pepe The Frog crowd, tell you the latest additions to the White Male Groper's Club, suggest to Rick Perry other uses for leaving the lights on, tell you about Alex Jones' latest rant, and we have new installments of "I Need A Drink" and "Holy Shit" for you. All this plus the latest stop of our World Tour - this time we're visiting one of the largest countries in the world - the home of Ghandi, Bollywood, and the Taj Mahal as we visit India! Plus a mystery musical guest!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesdays at 2:00 PM. /shameless self promotion

[malaise]

1. Thanks Initech

Holy Shit I need a drink