Borowitz Report: Elephants Unmoved by Trump's Backtracking on Trophy Ban: "We Don't Forget"

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Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Trophy Ban: “We Don’t Forget”
By Andy Borowitz11:55 A.M.



HARARE, Zimbabwe (The Borowitz Report)—Unimpressed by President Donald Trump’s sudden backtracking on his proposed elephant-trophy ban, elephants from Zimbabwe and Zambia released a scathing official statement on Saturday, ominously warning Trump, “We don’t forget.”

The blistering statement from the elephants reflected the pachyderms’ contempt not just for Trump but for his two sons, Eric and Donald, Jr., who are widely despised by the elephant community.

“The decision to lift the trophy ban reeks of political expediency as it worst,” the elephants’ statement read.

The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants’ likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elephants-unmoved-by-trumps-backtracking-on-trophy-ban-we-dont-forget

[UTUSN]

1. Holy Zeus, HOROWITZ is hilarious and a genius.

[spooky3]

3. He is. Unbelievably creatively prolific

[Girard442]

2. Love Borowitz.

When I grow up I want to be as funny as he is.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[FakeNoose]

5. Here's the best part

The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants’ likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.

[longship]

6. Brilliant!!! Just brilliant.

R&

[Enoki33]

7. When dotard has lost the elephants you know he is in big trouble.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. They remember DT jr too well

[malaise]

9. I can't wait for them to remember Junior

Great stuff