BREAKING: Ivanka's Thanksgiving Centerpiece appointed to key Trump cabinet position

[Miles Archer]

No link yet...breaking news

WASHINGTON DC - First Daughter Ivanka Trump found herself, once again, subject to ridicule from the Internet when her "Ivanka HQ" Twitter account posted a photo of a baffling "Thanksgiving Centerpiece," along with the words "Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved."



Mere hours after the mockery and scorn flooded in from around the world, her father made a surprise announcement: the centerpiece, which he referred to as "Tony," had been appointed to a key Cabinet position, reporting directly to HUD Secretary Ben Carson.

"I look forward to Tony's contributions in furthering the great, major, history-making accomplishments already achieved by Dr. Carson," Trump told reporters. I was impressed by his work on Thanksgiving day. He really held that table together."

Tony the Thanksgiving Centerpiece could not be reached for comment.

[Ilsa]

1. Twitter was hysterical

Comments like,
"Time to bring out the Thanksgiving clam."
What? You put yours away?


What's an orthodox jew doing with a shellfish shell on her table?

Clamucopia of plenty.

Harvest clam -- Poseidon would be proud.

[Soxfan58]

2. My god!

That is fucking ugly! Sort of like the rest of the cabinet.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. And the average IQ of the cabinet was raised by 12 points!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Questions...

Why are they having Thanksgiving Dinner in the kitchen?

On an island work surface?

Are they trying to kinda "duplicate" the hardships of the Pilgrams?

Baffled

[Kittycow]

6. Good catch; I didn't notice it was on a kitchen surface!

I guess I was too overwhelmed.

Maybe it's for the maids?

[Vinca]

5. Well, that looks easy. Apparently you put a giant sea shell on the counter and throw stuff at it

for a couple of days and . . . voila . . . centerpiece. And it's so big! But I suppose only the unwashed masses want their turkey on the table.

[MaeScott]

7. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[CatMor]

8. Looks to me like the dried out remnants

from some Halloween decorations. Very cutting edge with the obligatory large pine cone, oh so clever.