Lance Wallnau: Trump Will Have An Encounter With God And Start Quoting The Bible At An Unprecedent

[Initech]

Right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau streamed a video last night in which he declared that President Trump has been chosen and anointed by God and prophesied that Trump will have divine encounter with God in January of next year that will cause him to quote the Bible “in public at an unprecedented rate.”

“In the name of Jesus, I prophesy that Donald Trump is going to experience a fresh encounter of the Lord in January of this new year and will begin to do Bible quoting in public at an unprecedented rate,” Wallnau said. “Not since Lincoln will we find a president who will be such a quoter of the Bible; he is going to find verses and apply them to national incidents and international situations.”

Wallnau called for God’s anointing to fall upon Trump so that Trump’s enemies “cannot entrap him.”

“May this man be anointed with fresh oil from on high so that he is so slippery the enemy can’t get a hold of him and he keeps on eluding the snare of the fowler and that the net that they set, they fall into themselves and the pit that they dug, they fall into themselves,” he declared. “For it is not against man that they are fighting, but is against he whom God has anointed and who is man to question who God has chosen.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/lance-wallnau-trump-will-have-an-encounter-with-god-and-start-quoting-the-bible-at-an-unprecedented-rate/

That's a very oddly specific prediction there, Lance!

[marylandblue]

1. Unfortunately, when he starts quoting the Bible, it will be this verse from 3 Corinthians

"Blessed are the job makers, for they shall pee on everybody else."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. Two Corinthians walk into a bar

Bartender says, "Those are some fine leather jackets".

[louis-t]

2. I hope God slaps the shit out of him

at their "encounter".

[woodsprite]

3. Can I choose the temperature of the oil? n/t

[gratuitous]

4. Lance, first learn what it means to "prophesy"

Then you can start shooting your mouth off, because that word doesn't mean what you think it means.

[stopbush]

5. Wait, isnt the god of the Buybull one of those pretend gods?

You know, like Thor or Zeus?

Just as much evidence for them as the god(s) of the Buybull...which is to say, none.

[Girard442]

6. Anointed with oil?

I don't believe that's his anointing liquid of choice.

[FSogol]

8. LOL, Donald of Tarsus is going to become Trumpy the Orange Apostle & lead the GOPers to the promised

land of tax cuts for the rich! Hallelujah!

[onethatcares]

9. is Vegas making book on it?

odds? over/under?

If it doesn't happen, what's the excuse gonna be?

[haele]

10. Which God is he talking about?

Molach? Mammon? Probably Molach - historically, Molach liked his living sacrifices BBQ'ed, and anointing with oil prior to striking a match seems to be in line with his preference for the slow, low burn and crispy skins.

Anyway, like most of these Evilangelicals, Wallnau still seems to be a mouthpiece for one of those all-devouring Gods of shrinking the world with destruction instead of a supposed God of all Creation.

Haele

[Initech]

14. Maybe Ego from Guardians of the Galaxy?

[workinclasszero]

11. The Bard said...."The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."

“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!”


― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

[SamKnause]

12. I don't give a flying fuck if he starts quoting the bible.

Separation of Church and State is my concern !!!!!!

[Initech]

13. The sad thing is that they couldn't care less.

And that's what makes people like Lance dangerous.

[struggle4progress]

15. Look! Lance got his ten minutes of fame!

Who is he again? No ... wait ... never mind ...

[NastyRiffraff]

16. Out of all that nonsense, he said ONE thing right:

"he is so slippery." Yeah, he's like a big, fat snake. Apologies to snakes, and I hate snakes.

[Initech]

18. They are snake oil salesmen!

Both of them!

[Achilleaze]

17. some repubes blasphemously thing of Comrade Casino* as their "god emeror"

How pathetically republican is that?