Who's ordering tickets to the Roy Moore rally?

[xmas74]

You can order up to ten for free. Just sayin...

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/judge-roy-moore-rally-tickets-39839660497

[shenmue]

1. No no nope just no no no

[xmas74]

3. I didn't

But Richard Nixon just reserved ten seats.

[shenmue]

4. Yikes

[xmas74]

6. I bet you could help

Vladimir Putin with ten tickets.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Hot damn! One for me, and nine of my pre-teen kids.

What a deal.

[xmas74]

5. I know!

I hope they run out of tickets.

[SoCalMusicLover]

7. Females Under 18 Get A Free Meet & Greet nt

[xmas74]

8. Someone needs to register a high school

Cheer squad!

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Ol Roy's down home Meat and Greet.

Yee-Haw!

[Gothmog]

25. I heard that you had to be under 16 to qualify for the special meet and grope

[CanonRay]

27. Or Meet and Grope?

[JHB]

53. Meet & Creep

[COLGATE4]

9. My good friend Jack Mehoff

ordered 8.

[xmas74]

10. Rosie Palm should order for all

Of her sisters.

[COLGATE4]

11. Oh yes, I remember Rosie with

great fondness. Some of the best dates I ever had (when I was 14)

[xmas74]

13. I'm sure she and her sisters

Would appreciate a night out.

[COLGATE4]

14. At my age I can really appreciate

George Burns' comment. "If I came now, it'd be dust".

[xmas74]

23. Ha! Nt

[madinmaryland]

31. That is Mister! BTW, Dick Hertz ordered 16!!

[xmas74]

34. Mr Hertz won't hurt anymore.

I'm sure he'll find some relief.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Children under 14 must not be accompanied by an adult.

[xmas74]

18. Ten preteen babysitters

Can't be wrong!

[Initech]

16. Can I.C. Weiner reserve 10?

[xmas74]

20. Absolutely.

He can bring all the little wieners to the rally.

[Brother Buzz]

17. Vinny Gambini ordered four tickets

[xmas74]

21. Were they for him,

Mona Lisa Vito and the two yeuts?

[Brother Buzz]

24. No, Mona Lisa Vito and two yoots

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[xmas74]

32. Yay!

I bet she has a thing or two to say to Moore.

[Brother Buzz]

48. It looks like she will have a thing or two to say Bannon, too

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141924568

[xmas74]

54. Blech

[SergeStorms]

49. Say what?

Yeuts, did you say? Fred Gwynne at his best. Once an Editor of the Harvard Lampoon, if you can believe that.

[xmas74]

55. I believe it.

He was very intelligent and witty.

[crazycatlady]

19. Just reserved 10 tickets for Ben Dover

[xmas74]

22. And Dover and Dover nt

[crazycatlady]

26. Seymour Butts just reserved 10

[xmas74]

29. Hooray for Seymour! Nt

[Eliot Rosewater]

28. Elvis Wrongson just ordered 10

[xmas74]

30. Elvis will be welcomed. Nt

[Eliot Rosewater]

33. Figured if I put Presley they might catch on

[xmas74]

35. They fit in.

Both liked fourteen year old girls.

[Eliot Rosewater]

36. Yeah, had not thought of that.

[xmas74]

38. I bet they could give

Tips on where to find the girls:playground, dance recitals, the mall, a superior officer's home.

[Docreed2003]

37. Elwood Blues got 10 txts!!

Too bad I couldn’t drop his address of 1060 W Addison Chicago, Il

[xmas74]

39. That would be perfect.

You've done well. Jake needs ten more.

[Docreed2003]

40. Lmao....Done!

I hate Illinois and Alabama Nazis!

[MineralMan]

41. Mike Hunt now has tickets.

Tu Yung has signed up, also.

[xmas74]

44. Yay!

I knew we could do it.

[d_r]

42. I've heard that

Aneida Youngin is registered with 9 guests.

[SoCalMusicLover]

43. Someone Needs To Sign Up Cosby & Weinstein

They're both into objectifying women.

[sarah FAILIN]

45. I got my tickets!!

10!!!

[SouthernIrish]

46. Anita Justice

Just ordered 9 tickets!

[Blue Owl]

47. Heywood Jablome +9

n/t

[SergeStorms]

50. Betty Stalkdum.....

could use a bunch of tickets, but she doesn't want to "register" at eventbrite.com

You know they're going to check the email addys.

[xmas74]

57. I don't care.

I actually used a real one. I want those assholes to contact me. I will call out his campaign for the pedophilia enablers they are and I'll publish every email.

[SergeStorms]

62. I get too much spam already.

I don't need those ignorant shit-puffs hounding me as well. But it IS such delicious mischief, isn't it?

[xmas74]

63. It's a secondary email.

I rarely check it.
I have it set up for registrations I don't want clogging my inbox.

[ATL Ebony]

51. Ordered mine -- 10 less available for the deplorables

[crazycatlady]

56. Hugh Jass just reserved 10

(I'm having fun thinking of all the people that called Moe's Tavern)

[xmas74]

60. Yay! Nt

[HughBeaumont]

58. Willy Makeit and Juan Morefore DeRoad signed up.

As did Marcus Absent, Sal Thedrugs, Reed DeComints, Mikey Wontwerk and I. Ron Thesbich.

[L. Coyote]

59. Ten tickets reserved. I registered as "Rape Children"

My e-mail is trump@....

[Initech]

61. Nelson Muntz just ordered 10! Complete with Ha Ha insurance!