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TheBlackAdder

(28,189 posts)
Wed Nov 29, 2017, 11:02 PM Nov 2017

Guess Donald Trump's Future Nickname for British Prime Minister Theresa May

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Now, Donald Trump is trying to piss of British Prime Minister, Theresa may, in a series of tweets.

Soon, our own Mad King George III will assign a nickname to her. Let's guess what it could be.



Now, there are some general rules to this:

1) You must try to think like an 8th grade boy who is a C- or D+ student.

2) Since Donald Trump is basic, and has a marginal grasp of the English language, they must be common words.

3) Trump seems to favor two-syllable words, with a preference on words beginning with the letter C.

4) Clever words, especially ones taken from British history or from literary works are an absolute no-no.



Remember, Trump is a fucking moron, so to keep this realistic and accurate, we have to dumb ourselves down.

Good luck.



While there are a gamut of words, the first that comes to mind, give the above parameters is Cranky.



(Note: Sorry for using an image showing Trump's chingina. It was done purely by accident.)

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Guess Donald Trump's Future Nickname for British Prime Minister Theresa May (Original Post) TheBlackAdder Nov 2017 OP
Mayday Theresa!!! applegrove Nov 2017 #1
Good guess because cilla4progress Nov 2017 #2
Dumb Theresa May ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #3
Crooked Crumpet Takket Nov 2017 #4
Mopey May. cwydro Nov 2017 #5

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
3. Dumb Theresa May
Wed Nov 29, 2017, 11:14 PM
Nov 2017

LOCK HER UP!

What happens when he realizes he has absolutely no control of British politics?

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